Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

You around, sunshine?

Proper, working tools required for the upkeep of the house - lawn tools, powered tools for repair work, etc. And access to the materials required to make repairs. All you're doing is setting us up for failure by not providing those in the first place.

As for rewarding the house, I'd let everyone choose their own. I don't think there's one thing that would satisfy everyone.

Doors that lock from the outside with individual keys. A functional, non-destroyed kitchen. Portable means of communication. None of these things should count as rewards, either; these should be basic provisions for our safety.

What I'd really like are my weapons back and a set of good lock picks.

how are you doing today? do you need/want me to bring you anything?

Below is a list of everyone who volunteered for the security council, night patrols or both.

* Security Council:

Oliver
Pam
Erran
Cecilia
Roman
Kate
Audrey

* I'd like everyone in the house to vote for four people. Feel free to send me a PM with your vote.


Night Patrols:

Oliver
Pam
Damon
Cecilia
Roman
Kate
Audrey
Kiley
Jack
Chase
Edwin
Lila

I'll work on a schedule tonight and tomorrow. If there is a particular time of evening/early morning you prefer, let me know and I'll work it out. Thanks to everyone who volunteered to help.

Is bringing tea around 7:30 alright? Or too late?

More magical mystery trips like when we went to the villa.

Really nasty porn.

Tablets so we could use the network from bed.

Good morning! Will today be the day we read through Pam's greatest hits together and then do our best to spread the Nobel of Literature-worthy parts around? Everyone's super busy, I've got nothing too pressing on the schedule...

If we can't go home, then let our families, friends or whoever there is that cares about us know that we're okay. My peace of mind would be a lot better if I knew they weren't scared and worrying about me. course I guess maybe you don't want us to have peace of mind

I know we talked about giving it a couple more days, but I'm looking to get a cot in one of those cells and bringing Simms up today. It's less about making him comfortable and more about convenience for the people who have to go into town to guard him.

I wouldn't mind having someone there with me to bring him back, but if neither of you are available, I've got a couple others I'm sure would come along.

I don't think you're going to let us go home or anything just because we asked nicely, so instead please restore the kitchen to its former splendor. People who've been here longer probably have better long-term ideas, I'm still on FNG status here, but I think the kitchen's weighing pretty heavily on us all.

And get rid of Simms.

Ha, no, never get rid of Simms.

Snow removal. SNOW REMOVAL. You do it. All the way from the mansion down to town.

But if you're going to be butts about it and say we already agreed to snow removal as part of the maintenance agreement, then at least give us proper equipment. I'd love to dream big and ask for a Bobcat-type skid-steer loader so that we could do the road relatively quickly, but a Bobcat is not for the irresponsible and we seem to have problems with that. But minimum a large snow-thrower attachment on a Craftsman tractor.

I know! I don't trust us with a tractor either! That's why you should do it!

Because requesting rewards from you guys has always been an awesome experience. Definitely never traumatic, unprofitable, or a big fat waste of our time. I mean yes, just being here at all is wasting weeks and months of our lives that we'll never get back, but you're extra wasting our time right now with this shit. You're probably not even planning to actually give us anything, just steepling your collective fingers and going, "Hmm, interesting, 30% of them said they want the kitchen fixed."

Anyway, I dunno, I'd like to have some news from home. If you're getting off on how stressed we are that we don't know how our families are doing, I'd even take regular news from the outside world. What's Kim Kardashian doing these days? How about you zap people who deliberately try to destroy the house? (I'll be honest, I admire your restraint. If I could zap people at will that's all I'd ever do. I'd immediately become a zapping-themed supervillain.) And can we get a stereo system in this place?

And a pony.

Could you at least tell us what happened/happens to the people who disappear?

If that's too much to ask, then fix the kitchen already and put in a sprinkler system and fire extinguishers like any other institution would have to have in the real world. Why are you even letting people wreck your own shit?

Hey love, how are you doing? Hope you're moving better, I can't imagine being almost chair bound like that. Listen, if you need a project, I need a fancy cool 'Me' new winter coat. Or trench-coat. Or a cloak...Pretty much a wintry thing to wear over my other things 'cos like the bloke says on that show with all the tits, winter is coming. Let me know if you fancy it, the stuff at Cassi's is ridiculous.

I don't know what's a good idea, I just want the doors to open. Music? Music and headphones? Phones that also let you do music?

get the kitchen repaired and replenish the fire extinguishers. we need mobile devices to communicate around Zenith. Something with video/photo capability. if you're not going to go high tech for us, long walkie talkies, enough for everyone.

oh god I don't know I can't think of anything my brain is mush

let us go home?

but since that's not going to happen. Can i just know how my family is doing? Like... give me a picture? or something. that'd be nice.

uh, obviously if other people are suggesting things that are more sensible, then go with them.

And easier way to get into town would be nice, especially if snow's coming.

Also a proper set of lockpicking tools, Santa.

an easier way to get to town and back.

maybe once a week giving us food from places 'back home'. I miss Chipotle.