JMerritt - 8:42 a.m.
I have no idea what I've been dropped into, but it looks like I missed something fairly entertaining/awful. That made for interesting morning reading, so thank you all for that.
I'm Jonnie. Would anyone like to give me a quick orientation and/or primer on this place? In person or via comments here. I have no preference.
FYI if the door really does unlock upon my posting, I'll be out and about looking for coffee.