Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

I'm fucking bored. Any of you fuckers got any schemes in the works that I can lend a hand with? You guys know I'm not so great at this planning for sneaking around shit.

Art.

Everybody sound off.

It may be in our best interests to store some of these things in the bat cave, if it can be done. Dead or not. We may have a use for them later.

Also, I wanted to keep a snake. I haven't had one since I was a little girl. :(

Lord, here we go again. So what's everyone thinking?

There are fucking mice down here. What the fuck are you people doing up there that there are fucking mice down here? Clean the fuck up.

[Private to Felix:]
Really? The pig joke?

Hi. We haven't had compatible schedules lately, apparently. You wanna do something together? Clothes optional? (I don't just mean that, I just think the jacuzzi with you would be fun!)

Well, I suppose I should say hello. I don't know that I've met all of you yet.

So what'd you all get? I've got this knock-out gas for my guards down here that I'm itching to try out.

Just want to throw out a resounding round of applause to our two lovely ladies for their super successful shenanigans today!
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Hello dearie, I need a break from being good, wanna hang out? ;)

( Survey )

So, I don't suppose any of you nice folks who are a little more eloquent than me might want to volunteer to help me out?

EXCUSE ME HELLO POLICE MY BABY IS MISSING CAN I PLEASE GET SOME ASSISTANCE OVER HERE

Seriously like I gave you people an extra half hour to return Emil no questions asked, and I don't appreciate this game.

Hi! How are you? How have things been with the demon herald of the diabolic era of technology that shall come baby?

So, I know this is short notice but Tobias only mentioned it late last night that him, Chase and Lennon are going out for a boys night out kind of thing and I thought maybe you'd like to grab dinner at the diner, get out a little, breathe some fresh air, have a smoke while I look after the baby for you even?

Let me know!

Madison

Alright, kids. I intend to play along and earn my points, to be sure, but the environment seems to beg for sabotage. Don't you think? I'm sure there are plenty of ways to at least increase tension under the excuse of 'I'm playing my part, I'm so sorry!' I don't want to do anything to draw suspicion to myself, but this game may present us with rare opportunities we wouldn't otherwise get. Done right it wouldn't even have to cost anyone points, just make the experience a lot more uncomfortable.

Right, so, probably should have given the heads up that I was flooding the second floor, but I didn't know for sure if I was doing it until you all were at the meeting. Lila, you might wanna say that you were sleeping at the time. Or flood your room. Or both. Whatever you want.

Well this is new and unexpected. Well done.

I honestly figured these people were being ground into dog food in Mexico. Did anyone think any of these poor buggers were still alive?

New People (including the last batch of arrivals): If someone isn't already assisting you, please let us know if there's something you need, or have questions about. I assume you're all going to need clothes, so post your sizes here and we'll do our best to get you sorted with what we've got available. Normally we have access to a clothing shop in town, but with the weather we won't be getting down there any time soon.

Everyone Else: If anyone has any clothing they're willing to spare it seems like we might need to start thinking about sharing a bit. Looks like we're getting more new arrivals than usual, and any help anyone can offer on that front would be much appreciated.

Also, I'm noticing a trend of people replying to new arrivals with some pretty nonconstructive messages. You ALL could be helping in some way just by telling them who to talk to, or any information on what's happening. Every person who's been here for more than a week can be useful to these people even if we don't have all the answers. If you can't use your damn brain, or don't have enough decency to share anything helpful, then don't reply until they have a chance to absorb what's going on.

Okay, so some people haven't weighed in on this at all yet, but it seems like for those of us who are involved with figuring this shit out we've got two contenders for the prize.

1. The ability to put the whole house, minus us, to sleep.
2. A secure, secret lair.

We need to figure out which one we're going to vote for as a group, and what sort of details we want to make sure to put into the request just to make sure we don't get screwed over.

Edit - Okay, we got a majority vote, kids.

These are the specifics we've figured out for each one so far. I'll add more as shit comes up. We really need to figure this crap out before the night is over to make sure we've got our asses covered.

Sleepytime for Zenith
We get to decide when and for how long it's used.
We get multiple uses. Preferably on a cooldown basis (once every so many days rather than a strict limit to how many we get).
No one on team ExB, regardless of where they are or what company they're in, are affected.
Can only be applied through a majority vote from ExB members.

Batcave
Secure and accessible even during trials/tests.
Climate control that we can always adjust and have access too, even if the house itself loses power.
Large enough for the whole group to fit in comfortably.
A stockpile of supplies and storage space that will not be tampered with even if the house loses access to their own.
Individual storage units that cannot be accessed by other ExB members. Proper lockpicking tools in mine would be highly appreciated
Access from each of our rooms/the cells.
Feed access with a printer.
Inaccessible to non-ExB members.
A comparable safehouse if we ever get thrown into another area like the island again.
A fully working coffeemaker, microwave and mini fridge.
A ridiculously comfortable full-sized couch.
Cat motivational posters. They can hate all the fucking Mondays.
A word of the day calendar that keeps up with whatever date people decided it was.
One of those mini basketball nets that you stick on the back of your office door, and act like you're fucking Shaq every time you make a basket, but can never seem to do it when people are actually watching. I want that as a fucking feature.
A bathroom. A nice one.
Cots for each ExB member (with reasonable room for all) in case the group ever needs to crash in there at some point.
A fake plant. We'll just end up killing off or setting fire to a real one.
One of those leather, tall back, swivel villain chairs.
What are those clicky things with the balls called? Newton's whatthefuckever? Two of those. Damon is inevitably going to try and shove the balls up his ass, or Simms will do it for him in the less fun way
Post-its.


So let's vote on one or the other, and then smooth out anything else we want in the details.


[ooc note: over the course of the night Felix is going to keep adding random stuff to the list whenever it gets too quiet.]