Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

So, Simms, did you fuck her before or after you killed her? Inquiring minds need to know.

for the record, I don't find that video embarrassing at all. Just saying.

I'm fucking bored. Any of you fuckers got any schemes in the works that I can lend a hand with? You guys know I'm not so great at this planning for sneaking around shit.

I have a lot of talents. Hard to pick just one.

My tongue is double-jointed. Does that work?

My greatest skill is apparently annoying the piss out of everyone here. Someone bring me some fucking coffee. See? It's working already.

Photography.... or sex. I'm pretty skilled at both.

Everybody sound off.

Okay, so far things are leaning only slightly in the direction of doing this ourselves. There's still some discussion and a handful of people that haven't made their opinion known either way.

Does anyone want to present an argument in either direction? Or should we take an official vote now?

So in looking around the house and cleaning up where I could, I'm finding some creatures that are [...] concerning. I know things like snakes and spiders are very common phobias, so no part of this is going to be fun, but some of these things may be dangerous. I very much hope that they are not, but it's best to be prepared.

When it comes to snakes, there are a couple of ways to spot venomous species native to the US, and that's the extent of my knowledge, unfortunately. Non-venomous snakes have more spoon-shaped heads; venomous snakes have a more triangular shaped head. I believe most breeds of non-venomous snakes are typically one color as well, while poisonous ones are striped or multi-colored (except the cottonmouth - again, head shape is the best thing to look for). If anything has a rattling tail, leave it alone. Try and block off the area and post to the network about where it is so someone can get rid of it.

If you see spiders with any kinds of markings on their back, do the same thing.

If anything bites you, come see me at once just to be safe.

If anyone needs me, I'm relocating to the secret lair and going the fuck back to sleep until we're done going through plagues. I'll get 0 post up later. Do not let these fucking things into the passages.

Well, I suppose I should say hello. I don't know that I've met all of you yet.

hello.

I need to know about anyone that was targeted last night.

Once upon a time the idea was tossed around of organizing night watches, and I think it's really far past time that we establish that. I'm volunteering to organize it.

Owen took a list of volunteers, which he's given me, but I know it's been a while since that happened and I want to make sure everyone's on the same page. I propose a look-out in the halls of each floor overnight - let's say from 11PM to 7 AM. If we have enough volunteers to split that into 4 hour shifts, all the better. I'm open to suggestions.

I have the original list of volunteers, but some time has passed so I'm going to try asking again first: who is willing to do this? Who is willing to do this tonight?

( survey says )

So one nice little outcome of that wonderful game is I'm stocked up with my tools of the trade, and I'll be hanging out in the craft room with my toys if anyone wants to stop by. I take cigarettes, food and favors as payment.

Dear Mr. Reichenau,

The missus and I would like to inquire if you would be interested in generously donating your bouncing bundle of joy for a good cause. Please let us know!

Understand that I am playing along with this solely for the promise of house improvements that we very much need, and in no way because I think it is fun or entertaining. That said, there are some guidelines that I would like to establish while we are stuck sharing a home together. Please do your best not to put me in a position where I have to break character, and I will do the same. Do not expect any form of intimacy, and please make sure to wear some form of pants to bed at night. Lastly, we both know that I'm no submissive Stepford wife. If you need something, either get it yourself or ask nicely.

Our daughter's name is Amelia. Wake her early from her nap and I'll let you have the pleasure of figuring out how to make the robot fall asleep again.

Right, so, probably should have given the heads up that I was flooding the second floor, but I didn't know for sure if I was doing it until you all were at the meeting. Lila, you might wanna say that you were sleeping at the time. Or flood your room. Or both. Whatever you want.

Who the hell

All of the accessible rooms on the second floor have been purposefully flooded. Report any extensive damage, leaking or issues with drainage here. If any rooms that are not on the second floor were also targeted please let me know.


[Private to Owen, Kate, Erran and Cecilia]
Can we get a count of who wasn't at the meeting today?


[Private to Edwin]
Doing any better?

So, just to warn people, apparently the prize machine in the basement is giving out STDs. I now have Chlamydia. You guys might want to keep an eye out if you're planning cashing in tickets for prizes.