Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

now that the lunch rush is up and we got those news, i just wanna let you know i plan on being in character as much as possible. i know we should think of the good of all and shit but i kind of want that wild card and i bet you know what i'd ask for with it. if i can't leave, and they won't get rid of him, i want him gone. this could be my chance. help me? as much as you can, i'm not asking for miracles.

have a good day and i hope the peanut butter sandwiches i packed you are/were okay for a kind of lunch. if not, come over to the diner and have some soup, it's not on sale anymore but i'll pay for it.

hasta luego tesoro

Never Fear! The Diner is keeping its old prices! Because fuck that shit

For your convenience, here are our Hours of Operation!

7am - 2pm for the breakfast and lunch crowds
5pm -8pm for dinner!


Today's Special
1/2 price soup and sandwich deal from 11am to 2pm!

hey C just wondering, does everyone who has to take meds daily get theirs or are we just going full 50s and some men in white will come along shortly to tie marco up into a straitjacket and put him in a white van on the way to the loony bin pretending there's nothing else that can be done? 'cause there's only so much i can handle and that robot baby is it i don't need marco going into meds withdrawal to play pretendy 50s bunker funtimes. i don't care if the possible but probably not gonna happen prize is a ski lift into town.

If you have time tomorrow, would you mind if I stopped by the clinic? I have a couple of things I'd like to run by you.

Hey, sunshine. I'm gonna be making the rounds soon to see how everyone is doing, but I just wanted to make sure things were okay on the Damon front. He acts inappropriate in any way you just say the word and I'll have him in a cell faster than you can say the "Simms' New Special Friend". I don't give a damn if it's in character or not.

So. This happened. Everyone okay?

Understand that I am playing along with this solely for the promise of house improvements that we very much need, and in no way because I think it is fun or entertaining. That said, there are some guidelines that I would like to establish while we are stuck sharing a home together. Please do your best not to put me in a position where I have to break character, and I will do the same. Do not expect any form of intimacy, and please make sure to wear some form of pants to bed at night. Lastly, we both know that I'm no submissive Stepford wife. If you need something, either get it yourself or ask nicely.

Our daughter's name is Amelia. Wake her early from her nap and I'll let you have the pleasure of figuring out how to make the robot fall asleep again.

my dearest beloved

do you need me to bring you anything other than something to eat?

Mornin what time am I supposed to start cleaning and what time am I supposed to stop and is it an everyday thing?

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dear hubby

since we can be frank on the network ain't no way i'm gonna be submissive to god let alone you. okay? okay. that being said i kinda wanna do good at this out of spite so let's treat lil' marquito well and i'll pretend i'm not having three conniptions every time it cries. also fuck the white man.

with love and submission lol,

tu esposa querida

wHere are you? Are you okay? Looks like I'm at city hall. What did they mean we have a baby??

Hi, angelcakes! Is there anything you want me to bring home from the shop?

Today's awesome fuckin Specials!

Half-Priced Burgers and Salads from 11am to 2pm!
Free Milk Shake of any flavor with the purchase of any meal!

I HAVE A JUKEBOX! Come see me at THE DINER!


[Private to Daphne]
Are you doing okay? I know this shit's weird, and if you're not cool with it I can come by and we can talk about how we're going to play it. We don't have to do any shit you don't want to, but is it weird that this seems fun as fuck?

[...]

What are you wearing right now?


[Private to Juno]
Are you alright? This segregation and class bullshit is nuts, but at least they wrote in that I can help. I'd do it anyway. I'm implementing a "employees eat all meals for free" rule, because I fucking can, and you can bring food bad to Marco. You can bring the robo baby and hang out with me all day if you want. Is there anything you need?

Well, hon, it could certainly be worse. I do hope you're not too attached to the idea of my "submission." Everything else can be managed. Hopefully for only a short time.

{Private to Erran.}

Does this mean I have to have a fake martini waiting and make really bonkers-ass casseroles with tater tots in them? Or ambrosia salad? (what even is ambrosia salad) Also, typing with these nails is a whole new world of experience, but thanks for the boulder-sized diamond ring and the baby. I named it Julie.

{Private to Marisa.}

WELL THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE AWKWARD AT ALL

[Private to Theo:]

Good morning, Darling. Since we don't actually know each other all that well, I did just want to warn you that I do plan on being in character full-time, and I want to apologize in advance for the gender roles, but I'll make it up to you when this is done. So I'm sorry for the pet names and the late nights I'll be spending at work, and for expecting you to make dinner before the bar opens. The good news is there actually is an old fashioned tattoo gun and a bunch of ink in the back room here. Would you maybe want to doodle on my shoulder?



[Private to Oliver:]

Good morning, Officer Greer. How's the wife? I don't suppose you'll be coming by the bar tonight? I have a few war stories to share with you.

Hey Daddy Cradlerobber, I named it Emma.

I'm Kai, by the way.

Day 63.