Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

My first fucking day in the cool kids club and I'm stuck in a cell.

Weak.

what's it going to take to be able to see chase?

hurt her and I will kill you with my bare hands. I promise.

Have fun, but don't forget us down here. All right mate?

Felix, who are you with? Daphne and I are together.

Turnabout's fair play, big guy. Bring your good buddy a beer?

Also, what are you up to?

Ding ding! Come and get it! Grub's in the kitchen, and there's a real danger of me gorging myself, so you guys better get your butts in gear soon.



[Private to Simms]

You want pizza? If you promise you'll play nice I'll bring you down a couple slices in a bit.

That combination of chlorine and too much sunscreen. Like at the pool.

Out of curiosity, if I were to set up a D&D campaign, maybe a one-shot, would anyone be interested? I've never DMed before, but I'd give it a shot if people actually wanted to play.

Someone get down here and bring this cat some fucking cat food and a water bowl.

Did you expect to receive Christmas presents yesterday?
Nope.

What is your favorite present (or presents) that you received? Who gave it to you?
That sexual harassment video is hilarious.

Do you think you received more, or less, than your companions in the mansion? Does that bother you?
Wouldn't know.

Did you enjoy getting an opportunity to 'shop' for gifts for people?
I'm not even joking when I say it was the most damn fun I've had in a while.

Is there anything you wanted that you did not get?
A sunroof.

Does it surprise or disturb you that multiple individuals in the house chose to give genuine gifts to Simms?
Shit, it surprised the hell out of me. It's appreciated, though.

Owen will never trust me, but it's worth it to further hammer that wedge between him and Pam. Definite bonus points. Thank you, Felix.

[PM to Simms]

Need a favor, big guy. Mind me using your passage from the batcave into your bedroom? I need a way back into the house tonight, so if I can unlock your window before I go to the party I can get back in, then use the passage to get to the cave, then my room. I'll remember to lock up afterwards, but there are probably going to be footprints outside. Even if they figure out somehow that someone got into your room, they'll still have to figure out how they got out considering it's still all locked and barricaded. You cool with that?


[PM to Daphne]
Evening, my queen. Are you on shift tonight?

Okay so

Like, you know what? Fuck it. Call me a millennial, that's fine, but shopping without the internet is GODDAMN HARD.

So when I was a teenager my brother was working at this shop where he didn't really like his co-workers but agreed to do Secret Santa anyway? And he had to fill out a little card about himself for whoever got him. And I think maybe we should do that. A few likes, dislikes, that kind of deal. Just to help guide us?

For example (and shameless whoring)

KAI'S INFO
Five things I like: Music, video games, fashion, shiny objects, techie gadgets
Favorite Colors: All of them. The more, the brighter, the better. Also pink and purple.
Least Favorite Color: Cat-puke brown
Things I collect: "Japanese kawaii bullshit," as my sister lovingly refers to it. Also band t-shirts.

Do the thing.

Well, shit. We lost Mads. :/ Who am I going to start housefires with now?

Well shit, don't I feel like Mr. Popular? Good thing for you fuckers that this game wasn't about accuracy.

So, Simms, did you fuck her before or after you killed her? Inquiring minds need to know.

I'm fucking bored. Any of you fuckers got any schemes in the works that I can lend a hand with? You guys know I'm not so great at this planning for sneaking around shit.

drinking games
solo masturbation

I'm tied between being a smartass and sketching/painting/arting. How do I choose?

My greatest skill is apparently annoying the piss out of everyone here. Someone bring me some fucking coffee. See? It's working already.

Putting stuff together.

[...]

And breaking Simms' fingers.