Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

I'm ready to cash in.

My first fucking day in the cool kids club and I'm stuck in a cell.

Weak.

That mix of rain and fresh cut grass.

I wonder if I might recruit your aid, love.

Owen will never trust me, but it's worth it to further hammer that wedge between him and Pam. Definite bonus points. Thank you, Felix.

[PM to Simms]

Need a favor, big guy. Mind me using your passage from the batcave into your bedroom? I need a way back into the house tonight, so if I can unlock your window before I go to the party I can get back in, then use the passage to get to the cave, then my room. I'll remember to lock up afterwards, but there are probably going to be footprints outside. Even if they figure out somehow that someone got into your room, they'll still have to figure out how they got out considering it's still all locked and barricaded. You cool with that?


[PM to Daphne]
Evening, my queen. Are you on shift tonight?

Okay so

Like, you know what? Fuck it. Call me a millennial, that's fine, but shopping without the internet is GODDAMN HARD.

So when I was a teenager my brother was working at this shop where he didn't really like his co-workers but agreed to do Secret Santa anyway? And he had to fill out a little card about himself for whoever got him. And I think maybe we should do that. A few likes, dislikes, that kind of deal. Just to help guide us?

For example (and shameless whoring)

KAI'S INFO
Five things I like: Music, video games, fashion, shiny objects, techie gadgets
Favorite Colors: All of them. The more, the brighter, the better. Also pink and purple.
Least Favorite Color: Cat-puke brown
Things I collect: "Japanese kawaii bullshit," as my sister lovingly refers to it. Also band t-shirts.

Do the thing.

[........] What do you think they mean by "the testing we do is necessary"?

Well, shit. We lost Mads. :/ Who am I going to start housefires with now?

Not a superhuman bladder, apparently.

My mad kazoo skillz.

I would certainly hope it's my writing ability, though I've had a few critics and boyfriends that would tell you otherwise.

It may be in our best interests to store some of these things in the bat cave, if it can be done. Dead or not. We may have a use for them later.

Also, I wanted to keep a snake. I haven't had one since I was a little girl. :(

If anyone needs me, I'm relocating to the secret lair and going the fuck back to sleep until we're done going through plagues. I'll get 0 post up later. Do not let these fucking things into the passages.

It appears Christmas has come early for one naughty little boy.

Or, perhaps it hasn't. Who knows about the date.

Just want to throw out a resounding round of applause to our two lovely ladies for their super successful shenanigans today!
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Are you freaking serious right now? Like, seriously? I'M SO DONE.

So, I don't suppose any of you nice folks who are a little more eloquent than me might want to volunteer to help me out?

Oh, my. Look at them all scurry.

Never Fear! The Diner is keeping its old prices! Because fuck that shit

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Mornin what time am I supposed to start cleaning and what time am I supposed to stop and is it an everyday thing?