hi hello Daniel Ciin here, fourth floor, with a handy dandy Frequently Asked Questions
yes, the post is real
yes, it was intended to be a mean little joking, private conversation in which we were blowing off steam
yes, I have an alibi/witness for where I was literally all afternoon & night
yes, you're [almost] all very nice and lovely people and me being a snarky asshole doesn't invalidate your character or worth (still fuck that guy Simms tho)
yes, you can come to my room and hit me with a flip flop if you want, as has been suggested
no, I didn't post it
no, I didn't do anything with gd holocaust stars or paint
no, I don't think Georgie did it either
no, I won't discuss private shit on the network anymore, obvs
now that's sorted and y'all can put all this hard effort and work into figuring out who actually did this. please and thank.