Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

The woods, fresh timber, wood-burning stoves, gunfire, dead animals, blood. You know, the yoosh.

"Did you expect to receive Christmas presents yesterday?"
I knew a couple of people would get me things because I'd talked to them about gifts.


"What is your favorite present (or presents) that you received? Who gave it to you?"
Everything tattoo related. I'm very pleased to say that I have enough to set up my own tattoo shop in the sitting area of my room.


"Do you think you received more, or less, than your companions in the mansion? Does that bother you?"
Looks like I got about what most others got.


"Did you enjoy getting an opportunity to 'shop' for gifts for people?"
It was nice, yeah. Even the people I don't really know I could take a shot at picking something out based on their interests.


"Is there anything you wanted that you did not get?"
No.


"Does it surprise or disturb you that multiple individuals in the house chose to give genuine gifts to Simms?"
Individual choice. People should do what they feel is right in these instances.

"Did you expect to receive Christmas presents yesterday?"
I thought I'd get a few things, at least.

"What is your favorite present (or presents) that you received? Who gave it to you?"
It's hard to pick. I appreciated every gift except for one. The smartphone and laptop were near the top of the list. And the brain hat!!!!!!!!!! (In order, Cecilia, Juno and Kai.)

"Do you think you received more, or less, than your companions in the mansion? Does that bother you?"
I got a lot more than I expected to, didn't really pay attention to how much other people got.

"Did you enjoy getting an opportunity to 'shop' for gifts for people?"
Yeah, that was cool. We should do it again for New Year's.

"Is there anything you wanted that you did not get?"
Well, what I'd really want most is for my family to know I'm okay, and as far as I know that didn't happen, so yeah.

"Does it surprise or disturb you that multiple individuals in the house chose to give genuine gifts to Simms?"
I'm surprised that anybody got him anything that wasn't a gag gift. Did people forget he tried to rape someone and went around beating people up for no reason before he got put in the hole??

I now have almost enough wooden dongs to fill a chessboard. But I also got wood carving tools, so I'll remedy that shortly. I don't know if these were supposed to be gags or not, but they're all going on display.

Merry Christmas, fuckers.

Okay so

Like, you know what? Fuck it. Call me a millennial, that's fine, but shopping without the internet is GODDAMN HARD.

So when I was a teenager my brother was working at this shop where he didn't really like his co-workers but agreed to do Secret Santa anyway? And he had to fill out a little card about himself for whoever got him. And I think maybe we should do that. A few likes, dislikes, that kind of deal. Just to help guide us?

For example (and shameless whoring)

KAI'S INFO
Five things I like: Music, video games, fashion, shiny objects, techie gadgets
Favorite Colors: All of them. The more, the brighter, the better. Also pink and purple.
Least Favorite Color: Cat-puke brown
Things I collect: "Japanese kawaii bullshit," as my sister lovingly refers to it. Also band t-shirts.

Do the thing.

So I made my decision, and PARTY TONIGHT! Everyone get your fancy holiday dress on! It's too bad we can't do a gift exchange tonight, but that's totally okay because we have Christmas tunes now, and this is going to be a blast. If anyone wants to help prepare talk to Jack or myself! <3<3<3<3<3

Edit: Starts at 7!

Sharpshooting.

Photography.... or sex. I'm pretty skilled at both.

I don't have one.

Putting stuff together.

[...]

And breaking Simms' fingers.

the ability to keep from killing myself or anyone else so far in my life

how long i can withstand physical exertion without being tired. i can even go on for days without sleep.

(if anyone makes a dirty joke at me you're getting a punch.)

Good Morning/Afternoon/Night residents of Zenith!

Thank you to everyone who submitted questions! However, as we stated before, we can only answer up to three, so some of you may have to try again. Each of you will continue to have the opportunity to ask anything you would like in each of these posts. You will find responses to the chosen questions at the end of each update! Each post will also spotlight one of our questions to you! Deciding which answer will be relayed back to us is not something I am allowed to be involved with. : ( It will be up to you to choose who will reply to each question as your representative. Those responsible for relaying information back to us may not be the same every time, so give it your all! Please respond to any replies to the question you vote to be sent back to us with a +1 vote. Only the response with the most votes will be viewed by myself and the others at my house. So choose wisely! This will be the rule going forward unless specifically stated otherwise. Send those replies in!

Did You Know? There is at least one murderer walking free in your group. Scary!

Anyway, let's get on to the main event! Now that we have a few questions set out, I hope that more of you join in for inquiries for next time! You never know what sort of information we might be able to share! Let me start by reminding you all that I am not allowed to give out specific names. Unfortunately, that also includes members of your household that are now a part of our own. Continuous numbers of housemates arrive and leave again. Who or how many is not information we are allowed to share. I am sure you understand. That being said, I hope it provides some comfort to know that most of the ones who are here are alright. Hopefully we'll be allowed to give you more information soon! Chin up! Helping your people is as important to us as helping ours! I hope that our continued, if limited, interactions will prove to be useful to both of us! Please be patient! <3

Did You Know? The person responsible for stealing sweet Hathaway is still present in the Zenith house.



Ask 0!
Why do you have information on us, but we've never heard of you?
That would be a question for the keepers! We know of you because we've been given hints over time that we were not the only house in the vicinity. We've gained information through rewards!

Of the guys here, who's the most gifted down below?
If you mean "endowment", that would be Subject #4290ACO5!

If [Subject #5032RCO5] threw a molotov cocktail into [Subject #4431AUN1's] cell right now, do you think anyone would come to help [Subject #4431AUN1]?
Someone would likely try! However, your house elevator is quite slow, and it may take time for the fire alarms to initiate before anyone suspects. I hope everyone in the Mount Zenith house enjoys barbecued pork!



Ask Mount Zenith!
From Subject #XXXXXXXX - "Has anyone solved your half of the riddle yet?"

Good Morning/Afternoon/Night residents of Zenith!

Hello! I am fairly certain I am not permitted to share my real name with you, so I've adopted the moniker of Subject 0. I am a prize winner in one of the other subject houses, and I have been here a very, very long time. I have requested contact with the outside world as my reward, and this is what I was given. Our keepers think they are very funny! There are certain rules I must follow, and certain information I cannot give, but I am looking forward to our interactions! We have been watching you for quite some time and it has been very enlightening so far! Some of us are great fans of some of you! <3

Did You Know? There are some questionable narcotics making an appearance in the Mount Zenith house. You may wish to check into that.

You'll note that the header of these posts may seem a little confusing. I do not know what time of day it is when this officially uploads to your network, only what time it is here when it is initially written. It also appears that you have not been coordinated enough to even claim an official date. It is December 7th according to the calendar we have established. You may wish to synchronize for future ease of communication and to make information potentially less confusing.

Did You Know? Subject #5032RCO5 has been hoarding and storing Mount Zenith supplies in a secret location.

Some of the missing residents in your house have shown up in ours over the past several weeks, however I am not allowed to state which ones are still here, or which have vanished again. Most of them are in good health!

Did You Know? Subject #5501UCO5 had voluntary intercourse with Subject #4431AUN1 the night he was first put into his cell for assault.



Ask 0!
In this section, residents of the Mount Zenith house may pose questions and inquiry either to myself, or to the residents of my house. In addition, questions from my house may presented here for the residents of Mount Zenith to respond to. No names are allowed to be shared.

Up to three questions presented in response to this post will be answered in the next. It is not first come, first serve. The questions can be about anything, even specifics pertaining to the people in your own house! We know a lot of things about you and the people around you that you do not! Please note that there are some subjects I will not be able to give answers to, but feel free to ask! You never know!

One question per post will be relayed from the individuals in my house. Anyone may respond, but please specifically label any answer for ease of communication. One response will be chosen to relay back. Again, this is not first come, first serve!


See you next time, Mount Zenith! : )

Someone care to enlighten me as to what the fuck? Either this is the nicest prison ever, or I'm dead and in the waiting room to hell.