SECOND CHANCES NET

There seems to be an imbalanced influx of magic since our arrival at the castle. Mostly good, but some bad.

Use caution. Watch yourselves. I'd like to think our hosts wouldn't invite us for nefarious reasons but I suppose nothing is impossible.

Things I don't recommend unless you're a professi-: Sleep deprivation. Anyone ever hit that stretch where you've been awake so long that you can't sleep?

Hit me with cures for insomnia. I know we've got all-nighters around here.


[ filtered; WONDERBATS ]

Jay. It wasn't a one-time thing.

Donna - you seeing any ghosts you know by any chance? Need a sanity check here, sib from another crib.

The next time I mention things not being manifested, someone remind me of this and make sure I never talk or ask about anything again.

I'm just glad I don't have a million voices in my head like last time. How anyone can manage that, I salute you.

Any word on May? I think there have been mentions of headaches and such, so I've made up some flexible ice packs.

And, no. Our store does not carry spirit boxes, boards, or "the blinking movement camera devices".

I need everyone to STOP THINKING SO LOUD!

I don't need to know about your dinner plans or who you like or THE DIRTY THOUGHTS!

And whoever has that Rick Roll song stuck in your head, pick something else!

[Filtered 13+ in the evening]

May is in the afterlife right now. She was taken there by a poltergeist of some sort. The ghost just sort of seemed to abandon her once he grabbed her? I don't know. She has a few bumps and bruises but she's okay.

I couldn't figure out how to pull her out with me. She's not just a soul, like her body isn't here, so that complicated things a bit.

I just... This is a magic person sort of question, but if we could use my power and some magic.... We could maybe get a portal open long enough to pull her back out?

Quick question...


If a poptarts is a ravioli and a hot dog is a taco.... does that make corn dogs a type of beef Wellington?


[Dick]

Glad you didn't die last month. For the record.

I was going to sweep my wife off for an anniversary holiday but then we decided to be visited by a homicidal maniac who I can't say I appreciate having here.

So I'm going to do that now. We're leaving Friday, Emily no wild parties, Ned don't burn the shop down.

I think I need a hobby.

[Private for Loki]

Hey, in what you’ve learned about the new timelines, did you ever come across a world with beings called Spectres? They’re kind of like half ghosts, half vampires. Except instead of drinking blood, they suck your will to live.

And sorry I haven’t been around much. If you ever want to hang out, talk, not talk, whatever, I hope you know you can call or whatever. I miss you.

Cereal. Is it actually soup?

Discuss.

Yesterday was so fun.

After stopping in my favorite local coffee place, I took what was supposed to be a quick call, and instead turned the whole place into an echo chamber as every single piece of machinery, equipment, furniture, and fixture in the place relayed every single word I said to the whole shop.

Looks like I'm in the market for a new spot to get my fix.

For the past two days, since I woke up, I have wanted nothing else but creme brulee. A very specifically made kind. Creme brulee and tira misu. Which has made the local Italian take-out place fairly happy. Enough that they're displaying business cards for the shop on their pick-up counter.

While sleeping for a week might sound great, my stretching routine has tripled and I'm almost positive I've forever kinked my left shoulder.

And, so he can remind me that I put this in writing, Stephen Strange: I do not want flowers for Valentine's Day. For a while, actually. Chocolates from 7-11 will be perfect.

Viktor's gone.

...fuck.

this is why I should never get close

I need a distraction

Either the whole "true love's kiss breaks curses" thing is garbage or Christine married the wrong man.

I'm glad others have already been dealing with this. I'd hate to be pissed about my comatose wife on top of wondering who the hell else is sending her flowers.

My husband and I are thrilled to be heading out on a tour of Europe in a few days for our honeymoon. Please don't need us before the week is out.

It's bullshit that this place won't even let us grieve in peace. It has to mess up our lives in the process.

At least I'm paired with someone well over drinking age.

[Christine and Emily]
I don't say it enough, but I love you both.

Well. Fuck.


[Drs. Strange]

Hey uh. I know things are really uhm hard for you right now. I haven't talked to Donna or anything, but I can definitely take extra shifts at the shop and stuff, so you guys can do whatever you uh need to do, you know.

[Starks/Banners/Parkers/Leeds]

Love you guys.

Looks like the weather is throwing a little bit of everything today. I'm going out in my suit to see if any civilians need help.

The shop suffered some damage and by the time I got the windows repaired, there was 2 inches of dust on the ground.

So basically, this week is going very well.

I... am going for a walk.

maybe find some place that doesn't have a lot of people. or something.

🎅🏼🎄☃️🎅🏼🎄☃️

I waited two whole days out of respect for Halloween, but it's time to start looking at the Winter holidays and getting in that spirit.

DECK YOUR HALLS! BLAST MARIAH! TINSEL EVERYTHING!

🎅🏼🎄☃️🎅🏼🎄☃️

ETA:

@Potters and @Dr. Strange: Can you make it snow here? For, like, a white Christmas and stuff?