SECOND CHANCES NET

Things I don't recommend unless you're a professi-: Sleep deprivation. Anyone ever hit that stretch where you've been awake so long that you can't sleep?

Hit me with cures for insomnia. I know we've got all-nighters around here.


[ filtered; WONDERBATS ]

Jay. It wasn't a one-time thing.

Donna - you seeing any ghosts you know by any chance? Need a sanity check here, sib from another crib.

WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT BEAT SABER YET

Bye. Everyone is losing me to an entire weekend of this. #SorryNotSorry #CalledOutSick #WorstRoleModel


[ DONNA ]
Best friend a guy could have when they're not named Wally West, for the record. With the good advice and stuff.

So coming from Texas to here... where's the best place to get my assorted wild meats? I've only been here for a few days but I haven't seen anything that looks that great. This pizza is for the birds.

And also... what is this nonsense y'all put on a bagel?

Alright.

That was something.

I need a ride. I kind of... refused and then realized I don't have my wallet on me and walking sucks.

Is it too early to assume things have finally calmed down?

Slade FUCKING Wilson, where the FUCK is my brother?

[ texts; Jason Todd FROM UNKNOWN NUMBER ]

» It's Kitty
» Borrowed phone. Nice person.
» Please help.
» 📍 [location linked]

[ filtered; AWAY FROM STILES/NOGISTILES/DEE ]

took Jason's phone. am OK. Todd's taxi service. It's Kitty.

Stiles and Dee are okay. "Okay".

📍 [location linked]

Stiles = own body. Not not-him. Stiles says you have to change the host. Like a werewolf bite. I don't know if I can but maybe something else will work. Vampire, witch, IDK. and then kill him. catch him before he gets another host.

Jason is here. I'm so tired. I'm sorry.

Based on what the government officials say, which I don't fully believe because I have authority issues, this isn't a mass hallucination, I am a copy of myself, and everyone here could potentially use some therapy.

Hi. I'm a therapist. You can call me Harley.

So if any of the parent types are planning to go out tonight and need someone to watch the littles, I'm down. None of your kids can be harder to wrangle than Dick and Jason and I'm used to super teens so super kids can't be an awful lot worse.

Is this a bad time?

It seems there are several issues going on all at once, including the fact that apparently another me was here as of even earlier this week. And something about flowers? Is that why- Forget the fact that this isn't my world, does anyone have some actual answers that the government isn't sharing?

The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

So, yeah, no big deal or anything, but Dick decided to take a nap by the front door and I can't wake him up. So... this kind of thing normal here?

Perhaps ... I should spend less time in drunken solitude mourning what once was.

In today's thrilling life of a photojournalist, you get assigned to cover a guy who decided to DIY a fireworks display and absolutely should not have DIY-ed and now he has 4 fingers and a sore butt so I guess that's how we're both starting the new year.

Also, Jeff says Happy New Year.

[attached is a photo of a baby landshark in a New Year 2024 paper crown]

What's going on for holiday meals around here? Jason and I would love to crash and can be trusted to bring things that don't need to actually be cooked because no one wants that. So this is me, being completely rude (or charming, take your pick), and begging for somewhere to go. We're pathetic strays. Pity us.

As another note, who here is good with tech and IT support? I might've broken my laptop already. I'm terrible at this. All this newfangled technology in 2025.


EDIT: a recommendation on where to buy a replacement coffee table would also be nice.

[ filtered; Donna Troy (& Jason Todd) ]

How mad would you be if we HYPOTHETICALLY stole the Batmobile?

[ filtered; Clint Barton ]

Circus?

[ filtered; Matt Murdock ]

I have a bunch of hypotheticals for you.

Okay, not the weirdest thing to happen to me, but it's up there. Top five, at least. Maybe even top three.

Jason, by the way. So I guess I'm just supposed to grab some breakfast and go on with my life?

Soooo I'm new. Dick Grayson.

1. Yes, I've heard all the jokes.
2. I took some time to read back over this network of yours and it's definitely not secure eno found some things so I think I'm good.
2.1. I was apparently here or some alternate version of me was so that's cool
3. If you saw me when I slunk into the building earlier: no you didn't
4. I need a recommendation for a Chinese place. I'm craving lo mein and lemon chicken in particular. Delivery-capable would be perfection.

Thanks, I hate it.

Rose AND Hope? And Natasha. Again.

At least the weather is pretty. Weird. But nice.

You guys remember that song Blue? Blue house, blue little window, etc?

Orange.

Good news is, WE aren't orange.

Better news is, Jeff looks adorable in orange. He has a tutu. Screw gender norms.

[imagine an image is attached here, oddly I don't have a photo of a land shark in an orange tutu]

I really need the 14 coworkers with candy at their desks to calm down. I'm going to turn into a Starburst. I've literally had so much sugar my new power is hearing colors. I'm vibrating.

Yes. I know I could just not take candy when I go by their desks. Logic is not requested at this time.