SECOND CHANCES NET

Um, what?

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I don't know if that was meant to be motivational or ominous, but if it's the latter, got to hand it to you. First time I've gotten death threat via fortune cookie.

[ group text; Alexis Rose, Matt Murdock, Phil Coulson ]

» DO NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME.
» But I wanted to warn you:
» The boys' girl showed up
» I will be her guardian :)
» Shut up, Matthew.
» Be prepared for them to be extra loud.

[ ooc; because of time zones and how much I'll be away BUT REALLY WANTED THIS FOR YELENA, I'm posting early. Em will post for Julie and all will be well. Julie is showing up on the 10th game-time ]

Anyone else going to the bar being set up on the roof tonight?

So, week one-ish update:

This weather is an actual crime, and I now know I was never intended to be a "West Coast" person.

Having a week off to re-adjust to a somehow even higher concentration of Magic Bullshitcrap has been useful

I'm broke bored.


Sounds like there are quite a few people around here either in need of a good defense, or who will be soon. So consider this an unofficial shingle-hanging: how can I help? Legally speaking.

Tags: mcu: jennifer walters, mcu: matt murdock, mcu: yelena belova, ~ex mcu: foggy nelson, ~ex vampire academy: rose hathaway

Oh, absolutely not. To Hell with this in particular.

Christ dammit What about my car? My plants?

How insane would someone be if they were going to law school for the first time in their mid-thirties.

Asking for a friend.

Kitty

I heard a rumor someone has a birthday next week.

I am getting a party bus and we are going to the park and soaking up the sun. Bring umbrellas and sunscreen. I will not be hearing any bitching because you got burned.

[ filtered; Margo Hanson ]

I secured a plane. We can leave on Wednesday at 9am.

[ filtered; Matt / Natasha / Phil ]

I'm leaving Wednesday morning, no solid return date. New friend Margo and I are going tropical.

[The Band after this conversation ]
Hey! HEEEEEYYYYY!!!

You wanna have a mini concert to take everyone's minds off of the dreams? Check one.

⬜ Yes
⬜ Hell Yes!

[end]

[The Band + Phil Coulson, Matt Murdock, and Alexis Rose]
Can we have a party that's not really a party where anyone can come and we can distract them from their dreams with our music?

Check one:

⬜ Yes
⬜ Absolutely, and Phil will make more brownies!

[end]

Today's tip:

When you need to bury "something", call in an anonymous tip on where you buried it. They'll go looking for it and now you've got a hole you didn't have to dig in a spot they're not going to look again.

You're welcome.

I'm glad the magical chocolate had no ill effects. I baked a few chocolate pies if anyone wants some.

BARTON. (Stupid Male Barton, not 'my best niece' Barton.) We need to have words.

[ filtered; Alexis Rose, Matt Murdock, and Phil Coulson ]

You three, too, but his reaction at being singled out is a lot more fun.

[ text messages; Matt Murdock ]

- saving space -
» Whatcha doin?

As of a few weeks ago I've officially been here for six months. In ways, this place gives home a run for its money when it comes to drama, fucked up shit, weird shit, good and bad. It has been a crazy ride so far.

In other news I had my ninety day evaluation at work. It went well. My boss even said they could see me moving up the 'ladder' with time. Time is all I have. Unless I get yanked back home.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I'd love to do a little bbq shindig once Pepper and Tony are back. Also, I don't think I ever figured out how you count birthday after you've died and been brought back to life. Any suggestions?

[Daisy]

I'm taking Lola next weekend.

[Matt Murdock]

So stop me if this is too soon, but what do you think about getting away for a few days? Get away from the boys for a bit. You, me, Lola and the open road?

[Luke, Alex, Reggie]

If you ever want to go into the singing telegram business, I'll be happy to give you a recommendation. Thanks. :)

( To My Parents, from Alex )

( To Greg (My Lab Partner Last Year), from Ben )

( To Grills, from Clint )

( To Hank Pym, from Hope )

( To Thor, from Loki )

( To Yelena, from Matt )

( To Tony(1), from Steve )

( To Curly Q, from Quentin(1) )

Between time travel and alternate universes, I think I’ve lost track of how old I actually am today, but at least there’s cake, cause I’ve got the best kid ever!

1: If anyone wants to take Yelena up on "hey, do you want to learn how to escape a hold" - don't take her up on it. I'm still sore.

2: NOT THE HAIR. It takes TIME to style this beast of a mane. just kidding, it's on and everyone with super soakers and water balloons are going DOWN

I've been here for over a year now. Annoying you fine folk. You're welcome.

I'm not sure what's going on in the city, but quite a lot of people keep asking me for advice and how I'm enjoying my visit to San Francisco. Some asked where I'm staying, and a few have asked for pics and hugs. And someone even apologized that the hotel room I'd been given had been not up to their standards and that they'd give me a free upgrade to one of their suites and a complimentary meal at their restaurant. I'm not sure if the girl people think I am was actually supposed to be here (careful research is unclear but leans towards no, though her brand isn't the same as her name, and she seems good at keeping her personal life personal from her online persona, which I can respect) or if she's the same person with the substandard hotel experience, but I'm curious what this suite looks like and if the food's good.

As long as i don't charge anything to the room or put my own card on file, it wouldn't be too bad to have a staycation at a hotel that's already paid for, right? Especially when they allow pets, so Roey and Void wouldn't have to stay behind. Want to check it out with me, Stiles?

Edit: Nevermind! Hopefully Ms. Instagram can enjoy her stay in peace.

I don't care if it makes me sound like a big cry baby, I miss my mom.

Okay, let's never agree to cover for Rhoda again. I don't mind helping a coworker out, but I feel like I haven't had a day off in weeks.

So, did I miss any plans for Memorial Day? I finally have four days off and I need to do something that involves wine and sunbathing.