SECOND CHANCES NET

When I said I wanted snow

I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THIS!

Two days until my big cousin gets hitched. I'm so proud of him!

[Loki]

You are coming to the wedding with me, right?

Please be assured, the monster on our door is not real, nor is the blackhole of its maw going to suck you in to your doom, despite all appearances to the contrary. 'Tis all but an illusion.

HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING

If you got a fortune cookie that read "You will be traveling and come into a fortune."

And then you ended up in the scene of a robbery

And someone tried to carjack you as a getaway car

But then they panicked

And left a duffel bag full of money on the seat next to you as they fled

And no one who was chasing them... noticed


What's the best way to go about turning in said money so someone with a criminal record doesn't just get their butt tossed in jail because it looks funny?

This place is rife with festivals. I kind of forgot just how much so.

[ filter; Loki ]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how "God of Mischief" are you feeling today?

[ filter; Hope Van Dyne ]

We're still on for Folsom, right?

Anyone else going to the bar being set up on the roof tonight?

.... it would mean a great deal to me if someone could watch Love for the night.

Were it not for this realm's puritanical views on public nudity, I'd be out enjoying this sun the way I most long to. As it is, I've slept much of the day away, but there's always tomorrow if the weather holds. I think I shall invest in a Speedo.

( To My Parents, from Alex )

( To Greg (My Lab Partner Last Year), from Ben )

( To Grills, from Clint )

( To Hank Pym, from Hope )

( To Thor, from Loki )

( To Yelena, from Matt )

( To Tony(1), from Steve )

( To Curly Q, from Quentin(1) )

[LOKI]

Still up for that drink?

I'm sorry, but what the fuck?

You know what's amazing? Water Balloon Pinatas. Especially Unicorn shaped ones.

I have no idea who this "Tim Fiddlesticks" is, but his coffee drink order is delightful and his fans appear to be rather polite if not enthusiastic when requesting selfies.

Whoa. Dude.

The fire house is hella different, right?

Like... where are the fish? and the girls.

and the phone?

Well, add my parents to the list of people who aren't themselves.

Waking in a foreign room was a brief respite to the yawning years stretched out behind and ahead of me, but boredom rears its apathetic head yet again.

So many lives surround me. Breathing. Buzzing. Beating hearts.

I'm hungry.

I am Loki of San Francisco, and I burdened with a glorious dragon.

I'm still uncertain as to the purpose of a "Slip'n'Slide", but a journey down one amidst a great deal of red Jell-O appears to be in my future, if these rain visions are to be believed.

It is my brother Prince Loki's birthday today. He is a 1048, and my favorite of all my siblings.

I am pleased to host a feast in his honor full of Asgardian Ale, and as many foods as is fit for a God.

Please, celebrate my brother as he deserves.

I didn't do (all of) it.