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Happy was sent home and honestly, it just really sucks. He shouldn't have had to go back to all of that and now he doesn't even know.

So anyway. Anyone want to hit up Little Italy with me and eat till we burst? It's on me, of course.

Find:
laundry
pub
grocer
tailor

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HeLLO? Does this thing w0rk?

ANYONE READING THIS?

Oi, it's been three years since I've been to any sort of dance. I didn't know how to ask birds out then, and I definitely don't know now.

So I'm just gonna do this: is anyone lookin' for a date? I can't dance, but I have a great sense of humor and can eat my weight in chicken. That's gotta count for something, right?

It is incredible to me that humanity can have such an overactive ability to recognize patterns that you start seeing patterns when they aren't there. It leads to superstition and suggesting certain dates are more 'unlucky' than others, something some people tend to take very seriously. I promise, as far as I'm aware, there is nothing particularly bad about Friday the 13th, no matter what has happened on that date before.

So, tonight's gonna be crazy. That's just how it is on this day.

If anyone survives the night, who wants to get mimosas tomorrow afternoon?

I HAVE A QUESTION

If there is an Iron Man and another Iron Man does that make it 2 Iron Mans or 2 Iron Men.

because english is weird. and i keep asking this question alot. so now i am asking it here BECAUSE ENGLISH IS WEIRD.

Christine Palmer may be perfect in almost every way, but she's terrible at naming things.

But, to be fair, so am I.

So we're putting it on you. Or, well, I'm putting it on you and dragging her along for the ride.

Say you have two former doctors. One has been working in an oddities shop for the last several months, the other went into sorcery and works for a temp agency. Say they're opening a store. The store specializes in herbal and 'new age' healing that has just enough of a magical twist to be effective while still not getting shut down by the State for 'practicing medicine without a license' (which would get someone turned into a frog, I'm just saying).

What would you name said shop?

Winner gets like...I don't know, a 20% off discount during our grand opening? My gratitude and Christine's love? I won't let our cat cross your path on Superstition Day?

This place is exceptional and so is this device, which reminds me of an old journal I had back home. Could anyone tell me where I am? I feel like I've been told to go to the City of Emeralds if I'm honest. I do hope someone understands that reference.

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