SECOND CHANCES NET

At first I was like "awwww, secret admirer?" but there was no note and then like...singing telegram?? And the singing telegram happens to be a groundhog which, okay, I guess it's groundhogs day or whatever, it's cute enough if not super effing weird that IT CAN SING.

But it isn't going away. It's been following me all morning. And it only sings Britney Spears songs apparently? I love Brit Brit but this is a bit much. From the Bottom of My Broken Heart? REALLY????

Why do muggles use a groundhog to predict the weather?

I CANT UNDERSTAND TIPPY!!!!! Or biscuit. Or Evan.

WHAT THE FUCK?!