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September 25th, 2023
10:59 AM
Gonna guess I'm not the only one who spontaneously got a weird fortune cookie?
Post your favorites here!
I'll start...
"The cooler you think you are the dumber you look."
Love that call out. Yikes.
Post your favorites here!
I'll start...
"The cooler you think you are the dumber you look."
Love that call out. Yikes.
11:46 AM
You know what's cute about these fortune cookies? They got these little "Learn Chinese" phrases on em and half the time they ain't even right!
[ filtered; Stiles Stilinski ]
[ filtered; Jim Kirk ]
[ filtered; Stiles Stilinski ]
Your present got here late because shipping delays but next Sunday, bring your baby in to the shop. I've got a replacement to do. She'll purr. I promise. I was hopin to have it done before your birthday but ...
[ filtered; Jim Kirk ]
You got a mode of transport, right? I'm supposed to be a passenger according to the cookie and stick close to a driver ;)
3:01 PM
Um, what?
( attached photo )
I don't know if that was meant to be motivational or ominous, but if it's the latter, got to hand it to you. First time I've gotten death threat via fortune cookie.
I don't know if that was meant to be motivational or ominous, but if it's the latter, got to hand it to you. First time I've gotten death threat via fortune cookie.