SECOND CHANCES NET

Did everyone else get that alert?

I thought it was just
I don’t know how

[Black and White Comedy]

I'm tired of this place screwing with our lives.

And here I am, stuck in a place where I can't even swear or try to get drunk.

[COMING OF AGE GROUP - May, Luke, Nancy, Jennifer, Julia, Crowley, Daisy, David & Wednesday]

Wow.


Ask a girl out and then immediately get separated in some sort of even stranger pocket dimension within a pocket dimension and my powers still don't work here.

And everyone is talking about a dance and I don't even know what they are talking about and it is stressing me out.

[PIRATE GROUP- Tommy, Billy, Claire, Tony, Chase, Stephen, Kitty, Five, Kara]


Yes. It's 10:30.

Yes. I'm drunjk.

I AM JACK FUCKIN SPARROW AND PEOPLE KEEP GIVING ME DRINKS SO FUCK IT.

Not like it fucking matters

I feel like I should be used to this but having everyone gasp and ask "oh my gosh, how?!" when I go somewhere is going to get old fast.

Top that off with I now live alone and I've got a little shark at home who is likely eating the entire apartment, and I'm ready to get back any time now.

Shit shit shit shit shit

So if Ms. Smith is making announcements on some of the missing people but not everyone, that means the others are coming back, right?

If I shoot anymore today my arm is going to fall off. I'm going to go down to Mr. Stark's little farm and make sure the animals are okay. I should also see if Lucky #2 went home with Kate, I guess.

[FASHION SHOW]


Moms gone. Again.

And these fucking cameras wont get out of my face.

[Black and white 50s comedy]


I have never seen so much slapstick just... walking down the street. The amount of people just tripping and walking into things is just... absurd.