SECOND CHANCES NET

To say that I was surprised when I woke up this morning would be an understatment. At least Artoo filled me in on where I was and apparently I was what he called a "hot mess." I don't know that expression and I'm not sure how he knows it but I've learned not to ask questions.

Oh, I guess I should tell you who I am. I'm Luke Skywalker

Lissa kind of filled me in, even if most of it sounds like bullshit.

Anyway, I'm Rose. I guess most of you already know that.

I'm not going back to school, just cause I'm apparently magically a few years younger.

Someone is going to be very unhappy with an army of squirrels up their ass if someone doesn't return baby Dani to me.

And I mean


RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.