Mar. 26th, 2020 at 9:10 PM
I've seen like 12 baby bumps around town today, and I'm happy for you, but I'm just smugly putting this out there.
😂😂 #sorrynotsorry
😂😂 #sorrynotsorry
How's everyone doing? By the way, Kesi and I just tied the proverbial knot. Who wants to grab dinner?
I did something kind of rash and maybe stupid but very me and now I need help please.
I bought a plane ticket. For tonight. Red eye to London. Lucy, I'm going to woo your cousin.
Attempt. I might come back with just a few pictures of me in front of Big Ben instead and I know this phrase is out of date but fuck it - YOLO, right?
Only that I'm an adult with responsibilities and I need some help for people to make sure the Cottage doesn't burn down. I have two employees but they can't be here all the time and I could use some coverage so I can go be a romantic idiot??? I'll pay you! Even if you're related to me! I fly back in the middle of the night on the 29/30th because I couldn't afford anything else.
Hi, is anyone available tonight to come feel sorry with me and sit and drink hot cocoa in our PJs and watch horror movies and eat ice cream?
Tall British tree turned out to be my dreamer soulmate* and it went back home to plant roots in the UK. I expected it, but I'm still sad and don't want to be sad alone.
*Snape's opinion doesn't count.
MAYDAYMAYDAY a very hot man just checked in at CC. Coming in for the Lyon wedding?
He's British. He has an accent. It's lovely. HE'S lovely. I want to climb him like a glorious tall teak tree.
OH MY FUCK WHY DID I SIGN UP FOR A JOB THAT IS CONSTANT CUSTOMER SERVICE
Sorry, that was dramatic. Someone come wrap me in a blanket and save me from myself.
Nadia, lovely beautiful talented new niece of mine, what are you doing this afternoon?
I was talking to Beth about this year's Thanksgiving, and it occurred to me that I had been planning on bringing you to the Phillips' house for the occasion (since that's where I've spent it, the last few years) and I [...] hadn't actually asked you if you wanted to come along with me.
If nothing else, I can promise there will be exorbitant amounts of food.
→ We should get Liam's kid a present, right?
→ That's what people do, I think.
→ Though I don't know if I've ever bought a baby a present. 🤦🏿♂️
-- We're having a baby!TEXTS TO CATY
-- Hey, Caty.GROUP TEXTS TO REMI & LYRA
-- I wanted to let you know that we just got to the hospital.
-- Looks like a baby is going to happen today.
-- Just wanted to let you guys know that it looks like Avery is going to have the baby sometime in the next little while.
-- So any positive thoughts you can or want to spare are appreciated.
Can we do something tonight? Just us.
If I’m weird over the next few days it’s just, you know, Regulus Black screwing over my brain.
Hey…
You probably don’t have a clue who I am.
So this is nice and awkward, but I think I need to talk to you about something.