Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

Okay, well, I would have asked about this today anyway, but it seems like a bunch of people might be in the mood to get out of the house.

I've been doing constant loads of laundry and I'm sick of it, so who wants to take a run to Cassi's with me? I promise you won't have to do any land-surveying, and we'll all agree to just not fucking talk about that survey. At all. It's a beautiful day, so let's spend it doing something fun: searching for rags to cover our nakedness in a scary abandoned town!

Hint to new people, if any: getting out of the house today is an amazing idea that you won't regret.


[private to Daphne]
Hey, listen, you don't owe me an apology at all. It's been obvious from your other posts on the network and dinner last night that you're really a classy and polite person, and like I said, I get being frustrated in this situation. And it was nice that you tried to cheer Pam up, so you're okay by me. I hope I didn't come off badly either but I just really, really needed that bathroom door to be open.

Does anyone else think that the Powers that Be are watching us right now, sipping tea?

People who offended me on this survey:

Lennon. Kinda hot? Fuck you, dude!

If you ever think about breaking into my room again you'd better plan on never making it back out. Stay the fuck away from me.

So that shit was heav

Are you doing okay?

I don't really want to deal with the house with all this crap going on, because it's gonna be a fucking powderke


Option 1.
Deal with the house as an absolute clusterfuck and realize that any even not-so-sudden movements from one place to another are probably gonna be like navigating a fucking minefield where every shrapnel shot goes directly to the nuts. Or, you know, the ovaries, I guess.

Option 2.
Grab beer and any munchies we can find. Steal the Firefly box set from the dvd collection and hide away at my place until the heat dies down or we learn Chinese through osmosis mitosis? osmosis. Either way I'll be saying "shiny" for the next week. PJ dresscode.

Answer fast. The halls are gonna get dangerous soon and my testicles would really, really like to avoid friendly fire.

P.S. Also, I realize that I'm not exactly an authority on that particular part of female anatony, but I don't really feel like nuts to ovaries is a really realistic comparison. Got any suggestions? That can be our super serious topic for the day. We don't even have to talk about all the super amazing crap you said about me that totally didn't make me feel all warm and fuzzy and make me want to give you all the super dudely (that's a word.) manhugs (two masculine references for extra manlitude (also a word). (Are parenthesis within parenthesis a writing faux pas? (Whatever. I'm a rebel.))). (Also, you'll probably still get a hug, but we can be total bros about it and not talk about how awesome it was. Because we're that cool). (Where the fuck does the period go with all these fucking parenthesis?).?(maybe?).(fuck.)...(just in case I missed any).

Duck and cover, Yucker.

Hey, man, you okay? That survey thing was brutal. =(

Oh my god, some of you are just mean and cruel and awful people. I haven't even done anything to you people. I want to go home.

Day 17.