Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

is this a fucking joke? look around you!!! fuck!

alright i'll play.

1. get that motherfucker out of here. i mean Simms in case you were doubtful which motherfucker i was referring to. out of all the motherfuckers he's the motherfuckerest though, so.
2. stop people from setting fires to our shit. get rid of them too actually. you know who they are so do it. get rid of the other motherfuckers, essentially.
3. new kitchen.
4. blocking feature on the network.
5. Netflix, please, God. 5. hell why not our laptops from the villa?
6. more good music everywhere in the house

ok byeeeeeeeee

Party drugs as a (brief) cure for the overwhelming sense of ennui this place provides, golf carts if not real vehicles, a way to make the cells soundproof cos no one needs to hear that shit if they aren't in the mood, smokes, theme parties every week, I'll add to this if I think of anything else.

EDIT: I'd also like to request some cowboy costumes. With whips and arseless chaps. I'm asking for a friend.

EDIT 2: And some spurs just in case.

Personally I'd like information regarding who you are, what you are doing with/to us, for what purpose, how long and where; information on our loved ones that isn't tailor made to make us suffer... I just really want to know why, most of all. I think we all do.

And above 'most of all', I think the group would really benefit from going home. Obviously.

Speaking practically, I guess phones that are as 'castrated' as our computers so we can access the network/each other anywhere, shopping carts, a snow plow for winter.

Hey love, how are you doing? Hope you're moving better, I can't imagine being almost chair bound like that. Listen, if you need a project, I need a fancy cool 'Me' new winter coat. Or trench-coat. Or a cloak...Pretty much a wintry thing to wear over my other things 'cos like the bloke says on that show with all the tits, winter is coming. Let me know if you fancy it, the stuff at Cassi's is ridiculous.

Could you at least tell us what happened/happens to the people who disappear?

If that's too much to ask, then fix the kitchen already and put in a sprinkler system and fire extinguishers like any other institution would have to have in the real world. Why are you even letting people wreck your own shit?

Because requesting rewards from you guys has always been an awesome experience. Definitely never traumatic, unprofitable, or a big fat waste of our time. I mean yes, just being here at all is wasting weeks and months of our lives that we'll never get back, but you're extra wasting our time right now with this shit. You're probably not even planning to actually give us anything, just steepling your collective fingers and going, "Hmm, interesting, 30% of them said they want the kitchen fixed."

Anyway, I dunno, I'd like to have some news from home. If you're getting off on how stressed we are that we don't know how our families are doing, I'd even take regular news from the outside world. What's Kim Kardashian doing these days? How about you zap people who deliberately try to destroy the house? (I'll be honest, I admire your restraint. If I could zap people at will that's all I'd ever do. I'd immediately become a zapping-themed supervillain.) And can we get a stereo system in this place?

And a pony.

Snow removal. SNOW REMOVAL. You do it. All the way from the mansion down to town.

But if you're going to be butts about it and say we already agreed to snow removal as part of the maintenance agreement, then at least give us proper equipment. I'd love to dream big and ask for a Bobcat-type skid-steer loader so that we could do the road relatively quickly, but a Bobcat is not for the irresponsible and we seem to have problems with that. But minimum a large snow-thrower attachment on a Craftsman tractor.

I know! I don't trust us with a tractor either! That's why you should do it!

I don't think you're going to let us go home or anything just because we asked nicely, so instead please restore the kitchen to its former splendor. People who've been here longer probably have better long-term ideas, I'm still on FNG status here, but I think the kitchen's weighing pretty heavily on us all.

And get rid of Simms.

Ha, no, never get rid of Simms.

I know we talked about giving it a couple more days, but I'm looking to get a cot in one of those cells and bringing Simms up today. It's less about making him comfortable and more about convenience for the people who have to go into town to guard him.

I wouldn't mind having someone there with me to bring him back, but if neither of you are available, I've got a couple others I'm sure would come along.

If we can't go home, then let our families, friends or whoever there is that cares about us know that we're okay. My peace of mind would be a lot better if I knew they weren't scared and worrying about me. course I guess maybe you don't want us to have peace of mind

More magical mystery trips like when we went to the villa.

Really nasty porn.

Tablets so we could use the network from bed.

Good morning! Will today be the day we read through Pam's greatest hits together and then do our best to spread the Nobel of Literature-worthy parts around? Everyone's super busy, I've got nothing too pressing on the schedule...