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JADIS HAS ANOTHER ONE! IDK how this happened. (Read: Yes I do. CINDY.)

This is Royalle Lockhart (Slytherin 6th Year) spawn of Gilderoy Lockhart and his eternal fangirl Gladys Gudgeon. Royalle has daddy issues and she doesn't wanna talk about it OKAY. She just wanted her finger paintings on the fridge. Was that too much to ask?

Royalle is a big bowl of maple syrup...with laxatives in it. Be not fooled by her smiling, good cheer, she is here to mock you for her own pleasure, will point and laugh without the slightest scrap of mercy and/or hesitation. In oddest contrast she lives to be helpful and almost never turns down favors she asked for, regardless of who they're from. She's a mixed bag of crazy. Also she's just as vain, narcissistic, attention hungry, and full of crap (and good at selling her BS) as daddy dearest. RUNS IN THE FAMILY KAY.

This is a terrible summary cause I'm sleep deprived! Also I just suck at intros XD But Royalle's profile is aquí and her facts sheet is allí! And now imma make her work this ooc corner for her plot.

I should totally be asleep right now because I have to be up at an ungodly hour tomorrow (read: 9 am). Instead I'm up. Makin intro posts. ALSO EATING SPAGHETTI! BTCHS LOVE SPAGHETTI!


SO HAY GAIS HAAAAAAAY! I'm Jadis (<--FRESH MEAT! :D ) although I will also answer to J-Money, Jay Fizz, and Miss Jadis if yer nasty. And I will be bringing you Maresol Decosta (Salem Prep 6th Year). She commonly goes by DeCosta. Do NOT call her Maresol. If she likes you you can probably get away with Sol.

She's sixteen, born and raised in Queens, New York. She's muggleborn and comes from a family of eleven siblings born to a former lounge bunny and a retired crime family boss. She and her eldest brother are the only magical ones of their siblings, which is ironic since she use to call her brother a 'fairy' for running around with a wand. Oh, how fate turns. Maresol is, in a word, combative. She is made of foul language, excessive violence, crass insensitivity, selective morality, and general fckwhatery. Her journal will be constantly rated PG-13 at the very least so parents keep yo bbs AWAY. HIDE YO' KIDS! HIDE YO' WIVES! & HIDE YO' HUSBANDS cuz she has no fcks no give.

I AM WAY NICER THAN MARESOL THOUGH I SWEEEEEEEARS! And you can reach me for all things and everythings on aim at subway less taken or via email at uptownmonologue@yahoo.com! And now I'm kicking her out on the street corner to work it for plot! :D