dunhaven; ic community.

Apparently my body just knows it's a year older, therefore the hangovers have to be amplified. Or maybe it's just because I think I drank exactly zero water last night and tequila was involved. The world may never know.

Regardless, thanks for a fun night out, all who were involved. Do know that I am blaming you all for the state that my head is currently in, though. I am innocent in all of this. Had I just stuck to vodka like the good little Russian I'm meant to be, none of this would have happened.

That feeling when you go to bed at 3 and get back up at 6 because you don't know how to sleep in. But, hey, it's already been a productive day, so I won't complain.

BASH

On a scale of 1-10, how hungover are you this morning? I grabbed some pastries after I left the stables, and I've got some orange juice with your name on it, if you want it.

WHO: Basically anyone 21+ that wanted to take part in the pre-wedding shenanigans
WHAT: Alex and Annie's bachelor and bachelorette parties
WHERE: Various bars and food places in DC
WHEN: Evening of October 21 and into the early morning of October 22
STATUS: IC/OOC.

( raising a little hell before the wedding bells )

( instagram post @sasha -- posted at midnight )

WHO: Any female friends of Annie Scott and Alex Nikolaev (kids are also welcome!)
WHAT: Annie's bridal shower!
WHERE: The backyard of the Puri residence
WHEN: October 15, starting at 2PM
STATUS: IC/OOC.

( Happy Bridal Shower! )

Mostly presented without comment: ( Picture! )

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What does anyone even write for college essays? Why do I want to go to college? Because I want to learn things. Why do I want you to give me money to go to your college? Because I want to be able to afford to learn things. What else is there to say?

This. I'd say it's the people who put up with us that are the real MVP, except I just finished grading a stack of essays and I started them yesterday.

( Mail Delivery to all of Annie Scott's female friends )

WHO: Calla Adams & Jahan Puri → Lily Evans & James Potter
WHEN: Fall 2009 → Fall 1977
WHERE: Dunhaven University → Hogwarts
SUMMARY: Just two enemies starting to fall in love.
WARNINGS: None! Still in progress with the Jily stuff.

( He wanted her to like him in return, even if it was only on terms of friendship, because Jahan thought there would be nothing 'only' about being real, true friends with Calla. He thought that’d be a pretty incredible experience, in fact. )

TEXT TO CALLA

» I'm afraid I've made a grave error.
» I don't know what's going on with me as of late.

I think that what everyone needs on this Thursday is a reminder of just how cute the cutest Puri really is. Seriously.

Oh, all right. This Puri is cute, too. ( Cut for image! )

[pretend link is on calla's instagram pls]

Shout-out to all my new, first-time parents: if you ever feel like you're doing a terrible job and failing your child, just remember that you've probably never done something as bad as stumble upon an "It" clown prank, and then run away...leaving your kid there. like these fucks.

TRIGGER WARNING THERE ARE CLOWNS EVEN KNOWING IT'S FAKE AND A JOKE.

TEXTS TO TOMA

» Hey.
» How are you doing?

TEXT TO JAHAN

» If I can schedule some sort of meal with my sister this weekend, you're good to watch Dahlia solo, yeah?

WHO: Calla Puri → Lily Evans, Petunia Evans, and their parents
WHEN: Very early on September 7 → the start of Christmas holidays in 1971
WHERE: Calla and Jahan's bedroom → Platform 9 ¾ and the Evans home
SUMMARY: Calla has a dream about coming home for the holidays and seeing her sister for the first time since she left for school.
WARNINGS: None, outside of Petunia being Petunia

( 'I don't want to hear anything about your school for freaks. I don't care.' )

FILTERED TO STAFF AT ATHENA, AURELIUS & DUNHAVEN HIGH:

We have just enough time for one last hurrah before school starts again. How does everyone feel about a cookout?

TEXTS TO CALLA & ALEX, separately, all sent within seconds of the others

» I think someone's trying to poison me.
» They're serving up the ladies' brunch at Fellowship Hall.
» And I just have a feeling.
» I had a dream about it, too. Someone tried to poison me, but apparently I had "tasters" because it killed one of them, instead.
» Why I would I have tasters?
» And now I just can't shake the feeling that this potato salad is absolutely laced with arsenic.
» Should I tell someone? What if someone else's food is poisoned?
» What do I do?
» I have to get out of here.

So it's "Weasley Weekend" on Freeform so I thought why not turn the movies on in the background while I work on my September training calendar and now I'm just too up in my feelings to concentrate. Because, listen, I don't get this whole thing with Sirius Black and how ~quick~ everyone is to believe that he's somehow a mass murderer?? Sure, okay, maybe it was a stretch to assume it was this Pettigrew dude, but even his best friend for freaking ever spent over a decade just assuming he deserved to rot in Azkaban?? Forget Harry, Sirius Black is the MOST MISTREATED CHARACTER OF THE WHOLE SERIES.

I'm also deeply offended on behalf of the Marauders that they legit got no belated credit for their genius in Prisoner of Azkaban, the movie. The movie's all like Marauders who???? Listen, WB, the Marauders are the REAL MVPs.


Like I said. I'm all up in my feelings now. Thanks Potter weekend. Or "Weasley Weekend" whatever.

Wow, Calla...I didn't know you had fifteen different Twitter accounts and that you were talking smack about me on all 15.