dunhaven; ic community.

Unexpected upside to pregnancy? An excuse to buy an entirely new wardrobe. Not that I ever really need and excuse, but it's nice to have one, anyway.

Now I just need to design a shirt that says, "Touch my bump and I will literally stab you in the eye with a dagger that I can reach with surprising quickness despite the fact that I am currently pregnant." I might need to abbreviate. Tess be nimble, Tess be quick, Tess be unable to suffer invaders of her bubble to live.