I've been stuck in my head for almost two weeks now and I think I finally have to admit that I'm going to need you to help talk me out of it.
-- Hi
-- I know you're just on the other side of the apartment
-- And I know that I'm supposed to be studying so I can someday be Dr. McKinnon
-- But I just wanted to thank you for saving me from ever having to deal with modern dating
-- Like, literally in all ways
-- You're the best
-- Love,
-- Your Wife
-- (Future Dr. McKinnon)