9:41 PM
VIOLET:
Did some research.
We can go to any circuit court for a marriage license, we can even apply first online and have them print it out there. No waiting period, we can literally fill it out and do it all immediately after, just has to be done within 60 days, costs $30. We don't even need a witness (though I'm going to say we at least need my mother, Oliver, Jonas and Finnley). Only thing is it looks like we need our (birth) parents' full names, presumably to they can be sure we're not related... so there's that. I think you need your birth certificate for a legal name change, too.
So we get all that together, and we can do this anytime.