SECOND CHANCES NET

Hello, darlings. I'm afraid you all might have me at a bit of a disadvantage. You see, I'm from an age quite without little machines, so it might take me a bit to get the hang of this typing nonsense. I can read just fine, so nothing to fuss yourself about with there.

The kind people at the welcome place were patient enough to explain things to me, but I have to admit it was all rather daunting. I don't suppose there's a sweetheart or two around here who might want to take me under their wing for a few days? Show a grateful gal around?