SECOND CHANCES NET

[after she’s seen Rebekah]

I know this is probably what everyone says, but this isn’t where I’m supposed to be right now.

PS what’s with all the freaking turkeys?

So if it's 2023, I'm technically 21 now right?

When I woke up this morning, I have to say I didn't expect to end up in an alternative reality on a planet that I've never heard of.

Mara Skywalker, at your service.

I found my first edition Fillory and Further books in my room last night when I got home from work. I never thought I'd see them again.

One thing I'd really like to never see again is this turkey. What a pain in the ass! He's been annoying the customers and I'm afraid he's going to get me fired.

[Non-Students]

For the record, I'm not a huge fan of Thanksgiving in the first place. This week isn't helping.

Anyone needs me, I'll be at the bar.

[Students]

If you need extra time for your final essay, let me know before it's due.

Also, I'm not accepting anything after next Wednesday.

Whoever thought it was funny to leave a turkey sandwich inbox: not funny.