net.

Did you boys know your mom and dad are here?

Okay. Whoever slipped me the ruffie, I hope you're not gunning for a Vegas wedding here cause I got news for you. I ain't the marrying type.

It's time. Get your ass up here.

Hey so

Remember when there were two Deans? And then remember how later there were two Sam's?

Well.

This is new form of torture.

[Filtered to Sam Winchester]
I feel like I need to come clean about the fires, it seems to still have everyone on edge. I killed people, and hurt more

FILTERED TO RED TEAM (Clint Barton, Thor, Sif, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Sam Winchester, & Bruce Banner):

For most of us introductions and skill sets aren't necessary, however, I'm going to do a little about me.

My name is Natasha Romanova, but I've made it easy and gone with the Americanization. Romanoff. I'm much older than I look, and I never lay all my cards out on the table. My code name is Black Widow, and I earned it.

Meeting tomorrow. Noon. We'll do it over lunch.

I've got him.

Get your ass up to my room. I need someone tall enough to paint a devil's trap on the ceiling.

Okay.

Vegas.

Because I totally wasn't just in Kansas.

Saddest part? This doesn't even really shock me. I don't even think it's the strangest thing I've seen today.

Bring it on.

[Filtered to Castiel]

Hey, Cas. I talked to Meg the other day. I think she's worried about you. And after what you told me about Dean -- I figured it's about time you and I get together, you know? Maybe have a beer? I'm buying.

Anyone know where Alex Udinov is right now? I need to talk to her.

[Filtered to Meg]
Those minions you said Cas has. I think he may have taken Alex to one of them. Any chance you know where they like to hang out? Bonus points if you can track them.

I apologize for not typing this, but it is a little difficult to type too much right now. I am recovering, I'll be fine but things here are not fine. There is something seriously wrong going on, and I can't be the only person who has experienced.

Something has taken over Sam, he's not himself. Whatever it is...had black eyes. I think he's been possessed. How do we fix him? Because I cannot, no, I will not watch someone I love die again. I just...can't.

This place is getting to be crowded, and more and more things keep happening. It's very chaotic. just the way I like it

Now that things have remotely calmed and aren't icy anymore, it's time to bust out the old resume.

We have a problem and trust me I'm just over the moon that I have to come to you with it, but it's time to hold hands and play nice for awhile.

This might seem like an odd question, but has anyone noticed anyone that they know acting particularly strange recently?

Another fire. What the hell is going on around here?

I checked out that fire yesterday, everything was badly burned. It looked like it could have been an accident, but I'm not so sure.

[Filter: SPN Crew]

We've got a case. Missing girl, the phone says her name is Misty Day. I found the room she was being held in, but I got there too late. No clues yet on where they took her, but I did find traces of sulfur. So we've got company, and it could be anybody by now. Meet me in [room # where the 'crime scene' is]... and make sure you're all wearing those rings Charlie made for us.

[Public]

Just curious if anyone here is friends with Misty Day? She might be in trouble. We're working on it, but if you know anything that might help -- if she's tried to contact you recently, if she mentioned strange phenomena happening around her, if she was worried about something or someone -- any information at all, please let me know. I'd like to find her and make sure she's safe.

I think there's been

There seems to have been a shipping error. I have not been delivered to my final destination. Could someone please direct me to my owner?