net.

Okay, I am getting restless, going to punch the hell out of a punching bag for an hour. Maybe a few hours.

Did I hurt No one was really hurt yesterday, were they? I mean, it wasn't a long storm, after all.

I see we've gotten some new people, and I haven't had the chance to talk to everyone yet.

So hi, I'm Alex. I've been here since October. No one knows how or why it is happening. A popular theory is that we're in a pocket dimension. People appear and disappear a lot here, sometimes in large groups. We've recently lost half the people that had been here. We think they're sent home.

This place can be dangerous and crazy, so be very careful. If anyone is in need of a laptop, please go to Best Buy and pick one out. Tell them to put it on the Udinov account.

Okay, so, I've been here since this afternoon, but I slipped and fell on ice outside the hotel, and had to wait for my ass to stop hurting. Seriously, that was unexpected. All I did was go outside to see where I was.. I mean, the hotel part was obvious....

But now I'm a little more five by five and I want to know what's going on here.

So who wants to explain this to me? Without being cryptic.

Well that was a great night.

[Filtered to Faith]

Up for another go round?

Angel, where are you hiding. don't make me hunt hump you down.

I've been worried sorry about us.

Um, thanks for saving my ass.

The true fun is just about to get started!

Instead of checking to see everyone okay or asking what happened.

How about the bomber just lay claim to you shit? You want attention, you got it.


So what the hell do you want?

Alright listen up.


I'm looking for a strong man, hell I'll take a woman too, not for what you think! I'm not looking to get their rocks off, but I need someone who will fight with me, spar with me, really challenge me and help in a nonsexual way to burn off some energy that I have stored up.

I can't sleep! Patrolling isn't helping and my attitude is toeing crazy bitch mode more then usual.

So help a girl out!

Yo Angel!


You + Me = walking and stuff later on or drinks?

Note to self: these elves running around are actually pretty cool. 

While they (sadly) are NOT the elves that make Keebler cookies, they ARE perfectly willing to pal around, cause mischeif, and even help a brother out. More on this later. 

So yeah. Hurt the elves and guess what I'm gonna do to you?

Hint: It rhymes with "Grab", involves one of my swords, and ends with entrails on the floor.

The last time I was in Las Vegas, you could still order atomic themed cocktails and sit in sky lounges to watch the mushroom clouds rise from the nearby Atomic Energy Commission testing site.

Don't suppose they're still doing that now, or nothing would grow here.

Ok, peeps... freaking out here.

A few things are occuring to me now.

What if I'm stuck here? Like... permanently? I mean... are movies here the same? Because if I don't get to see the new Star Wars in 2015 I'm gonna be more pissed than when they cancelled The Golden Girls.

Oh yeah... and.... just took my mask off. Not complaining but... why am I all gorgeous again?

But back to the important stuff. LIKE STAR WARS. Seriously. If I miss Episode VII, people are getting stabbed.

I am attempting to understand what has happened. Who else is in captivity? Who has attempted escape?

Should I even ask?

Going to go out a test the boundaries of this place this morning.


Anyone up for joining me?

Is anyone keeping tally on the fucked up shit that happens in this place?

Cause got one to add to the board.

...Huh. Guess I can cross off blacking out and waking up in Las Vegas off the list. Always figured there'd be more shame and a hangover involved.

Silver lining? No ring, means I managed to avoid the drive thru wedding chapels.

Anyone seen my overgrown brother? Mighta mistaken him for Sasquatch.