net.

Well, note to self: the apple in that fruit basket? Not a good apple.

So, is there a place I can get a shirt made that says "I went to Vegas and all I got was this corny fruit basket"? Or in this version of Vegas, do they sell them? Someone should. They would make a ton of money.

Are all TV shows this stupid?

"I thought this guy was a stiff, but as it turned out, he was just a corpse. So I said, "Hey, it's your funeral!" and his family said, "yes, it is! Now get out of the coffin!""

Do people actually find that sort of thing funny?

[Filtered away from Princess Bubblegum]

Someone talk to me, please.

...

What I need is a quart of Bushmills and a girl who can say damn without a blush and in a few hours time it will not matter where I am, who I am or what I am.

Okay. Whoever slipped me the ruffie, I hope you're not gunning for a Vegas wedding here cause I got news for you. I ain't the marrying type.