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[Filtered from Hayley Marshall]

Okay, seriously guys! I need help with this shower for my friend. Not really, but I do need guests. The baby is gonna be here sooner than we all realize and she deserves to have a nice shower. Plus I know how to throw an awesome party.

Who is in?

[Filtered to Klaus Mikaelson (AU)]

I guess I should tell everyone, about us. This is crazy.

Not really in the mood for this...

You are all safe now. From me. No more quakes. At least not caused by me. I can't do anything about the natural ones.

I'm so sorry, Tim.

Elijah or Klaus, did you do this?

It's nice, very nice.

Oh my God...

I remember everything. Everything he ever did to me.

Okay, as far as kidnappings go - and really, do they go - can I just say, I wasn't expecting Vegas? Maybe, I'm used to places that are a little more, I dunno. Dark and damp.

Right, I'm going to need a computer that can connect to something other than this network. Like the real internet. Something that can access Netflix or S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm really not picky.

And, a tuna fish sandwich would be nice. I'm a Bellagio sorta guy, by the way. I wouldn't object being booked elsewhere either.

Anyone know how to make Gumbo, like New Orleans style, that's not generic tasting.


I have one hell of a craving.

I don't know why I'm asking this. I shouldn't care.

Klaus?

Wow, finally something familiar to me about this place that reminds me of New Orleans.

Drunk people.

Seriously. I get taken and then I end up here? So I'm leverage who gets a vacation?

Idiot, I'm pregnant! Not cool, Marcel. Any of this.

I think I might need a drink, or five.

I feel like I'm going crazy. I'm waiting for it. The moment I snap like my brother.

That was an interesting party. I think even for Vegas it was a little over the top.

She's gone. Maybe she was never here.

Dad? Are you here? Sophia?

Or am I losing my mind?

Messy bit of business kidnapping is. And patience has never been one of my better qualities.

Send me back now and I won't make you cut out your own heart.