net.

I swear, I must be the only person so easily bored by Las Vegas. Fake or not.

And does anyone else find the talking statues in Ceasar's Palace as creepy as I do? I guess it's one way to educate tourists about the Classics but, tacky much?

[Tony Starks (all) + Howard Stark]

what have you all thought about, I'm regards to a business venture here? I'm assuming some raw materials might be hard to come by, if we want to take on manufacturing, but I'd be a lot less worried if you should probably have something to do besides taking full advantage of the complimentary everything in this city.

...Tony?

I could've sworn Vegas used to look a little different. If the rubble outside the New York New York is supposed to be some sort of tribute to the city's history, it's in very poor taste and I'm not amused.

Are you both okay? You weren't near the explosion were you?

Hope New Years Eve will be not as hectic as Christmas.


[Private to SHIELD and Avengers members and...Wade]

With Fury not here, I'm going to step in leader position.

I think we should have a meeting tonight and figure this out.

Wade, I would like for just you to join us. Don't make me regret saying that.

Pepper, you are invited as well.

I wish Clint was here.


[Private to Thor]

Thor, is Loki going to be in issue here?


[Private to Tony]

Is there anything you need? Equipment wise?


[Private to Wade]

If you make me look foolish, I'll show you why I'm name Black Widow.


[Private to Dinah]

I've called a meeting of my people, perhaps you should do the same, then we can compare notes?

Right. So. I may have turned off the notifaction from Jarvis re: Christmas. Is it too late to jump on the Holiday bandwagon?

More importantly has anyone captured an Elf?

[ Pepper ]
Did we have any Christmasy things planned? Gifts. Fund raisers. Making out by the mistletoe?

I'm not used to all of this free time.

I need something to distract myself from the thought that I might blow up at any moment.

My name is Elsa, Queen of Arendelle and I would like to speak to my captures if that's possible.

Please and thank you.

why did no one tell me that vegas was the land of the endless brunch buffet? i would have moved here years ago.

Are we in the Capitol? Is President Snow behind this? Am I going to die? Peeta? H-Haymitch?

Well....this is new. Didn't exactly expect to wake up in Vegas.

Tony?

Tony's... he's gone.

[Public]
It seems as though there is a limited number of washers and dryers in the laundry room. I suggest putting together a schedule of some sort, perhaps by floor. Does everyone agree a schedule would be wise?

[Filtered: Tony Stark]
I'm doing our laundry so don't worry about your clothes being missing.

[Filtered: Steve Rogers, Phil Coulson, Skye, Thor Odinson, Darcy Lewis, Sharon Carter, Tony Stark]

Hey everyone, I'm doing my own laundry and I thought I'd ask if anyone else had laundry that needed doing or if anyone wanted to do their laundry while I do mine.

Hello, I'm Laurel Lance, from Starling City. Is there anyone else from that area?

Has anyone found any answers as to how this happened? Is anyone looking into it? I'm not sure what help I would be, but I'd like to offer assistant.

Holy....Jane? Eric? Thor? What's your name..INTERN?


This isn't good.

Well screwing with my list seems to be a new favorite past time....

HAIL, MY FRIENDS!

It seems that I have found this hidden realm of Lost Vegas. It is a curious civilization indeed that built these glistening halls, adorned with palm trees and feathered women.

How have we come to be here?

Avengers Assemble.

Can I get a roll call of who is here -- and who knows what is going on?

Mako? Please tell me you're here too.

I mean, not saying we don't deserve a break and all, having just saved the planet, but I'm pretty sure the Jumphawk we fell asleep on wasn't headed for Vegas.

[Public]
I really don't have time for [...] whatever this is. I have very important appointments and a tight schedule to keep.