net.

So, since there's no denying that I'm stuck here, I have a couple quick questions:

1) Does anyone here know Krav Maga and would be willing to take on a student? I used to train, but as soon as I got a job, it wasn't a priority.

2) Do you think businesses in a pocket dimension like this would check references?

Wait, what? See, this isn't possible. Not by any stretch of the imagination is this possible. For lots of reasons. Reasons I'm not going to get into because of more reasons.

Does anyone have a clear explanation for all this? Because I'd love one right now.

Mind is blown, nuff said.

Must been bad bad drugs.

Percy Jackson, this had better not be some trick to stop me from kicking your ass. Because we both know it's inevitable. You won't stop Luke.

Welp, looks like I'm skipping Bio tomorrow. Again.

Aunt May's gonna have kittens....