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Just a little update for you guys, since I haven't been around much the last few days. 

I'd like to rejoin the Avengers once I find a way to clear Cap's name. Even if some of the people like the Carter girls are being stuck-up beeyotches about it. How can they doubt Cap? Geez, I don't know if it's their time of the month or WHAT. Kinda makes me wanna become Native American and join the Smackaho tribe, ya know?

You guys notice how many gorgeous people are here? It's like the best place EVER. I mean, there's Jane and Barbara, who HOLYCRAP are just as sexy as they are sweet (and trust me, look even better without the clothes), there's Alex, who has about the best hiney I've ever seen (wouldn't mind takin' a ride on THAT caboose, lemmetellya...), and now my ginger angel Teresa is here!!! OH HAPPY DAY!

Oh, also... Tito, you up for a stealth mission? I'd like to secretly put a crapload (pun intended) of ExLax in  Loki's ale. Let's see if a God can indeed poop his pants.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drinkin buddy around here?

Logan? Kitty? Anyone here?

All t'ings considered, dis look like jes' de kinda place Remy can get use t'. Laisser le bon temps rouler.