net.

I want the record to show that I had nothing to do with our recent little infestation.  So before you lot get exorcism happy, I've already had my fill this month.

It's time. Get your ass up here.

[Filtered to Meg Masters]

One hour.

I've got him.

Get your ass up to my room. I need someone tall enough to paint a devil's trap on the ceiling.

So I hear you're having a rough week. Can't be bothered to have a beer with the boys? Tsk tsk. They might start to suspect something is wrong.

Anyone know where Alex Udinov is right now? I need to talk to her.

[Filtered to Meg]
Those minions you said Cas has. I think he may have taken Alex to one of them. Any chance you know where they like to hang out? Bonus points if you can track them.

Someone's been a bad boy.

We have a problem and trust me I'm just over the moon that I have to come to you with it, but it's time to hold hands and play nice for awhile.

[Filtered against Annie]

So has anyone else here found out that you're dead to other people? How exactly do you go about dealing with that?

[Filtered to Meg Masters]

Another problem has come up. Sam is working a case, have you noticed any activity?

Be careful moving about, Sam is on the move because of this.

[Filtered to all demons except Meg]

Don't say I never did anything for you:

Dean Winchester is in room 702
Apparently there is also another Dean Winchester in room 903
Sam Winchester is in room 3618 and is an angel puppet
Another hunter Charlie Bradbury is in room 806 - Red hair, not what you expect of a hunter really.

Entertain me and I might just feed you the real juicy bits.

[Filtered to Meg]
I'm going to stay down in my own room, given the situation with Sam. At least for a while.

Go to ground. There's an Angel in the building.

It appears that an angel may have arrived.
Charlie and Sam are trying to get more information now. You should stay close to the wards.

You know, it's funny.  I'm almost tempted to invite problem elements back to my room just to see them bounce off the barrier.  You may have provided me with more entertainment than you realized.

Why do I feel like I'm losing time?

A part of me still feels like this whole place is an illusion. The elves running around aren't exactly helping. Neither is the fact that half my memories of the past few weeks are hazy and I mean, I already knew elves existed, I've encountered plenty of them back home, but... Christmas decorations? Really? Shouldn't they be trying to kill us rather than just embarrassing us with mistletoe?

[Private to Charlie]
Can we hang out some time soon? I need to talk to you about check out more of this city.

Still on Team Demon?

You're room has been cleaned out and the name is gone from the nameplate. Key is missing.
Very concerned, tell me where you are.

[sent during this]

It amazes me how far humanity has come in the last 200 years, yet some things remain much the same.

Dean talk to Jo about Meg.

I guess the cat's out of the bag.

So, what's the big plan?  Trap me? Exorcise me?  Put me in a cage and charge a buck per viewing?