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Ok. This message is for Dinah and Zinda especially, but also Charlotte, Mia, and Stephanie. You girls need to be truly introduced to the way we do things on this team sooner or later, may as well be now.

There's big news. News that we can't just let sit there... we have to use it.

Girls...

BABS TOTALLY DID IT WITH DEADPOOL.

Oh my god. LET THE GAMES BEGIN, LADIES. Show no mercy, pull no punches, and good lord, let's have some fun.

OMG!!! Charity is missing! Was she sent home? Is she coming back? If not... WHO'S GOING TO KEEP KAREN SAFE???

first: firing arrows indiscriminantly into the city limits - total failure.

second: my phone won't call out in this jankyass city so now i have to use this dumbass private network thing.

third: i had a dog with me and now he is gone and he's technically not even mine, so.

four: has anyone seen a one-eyed dog, i guess.

(OOC: Blue Team currently means Spike, Helena, Damian Wayne, Wanda Maximoff, Diana Prince, Lorna Dane, Zinda and Barbara)

Hello Team Blue. To start, I would like to welcome you to the team and say that I'm excited to work with each of you. While I'm new to S.H.I.E.L.D. this isn't my first rodeo and it's clear that Director Carter and Captain America have this city's best interests at heart. Protecting people is a cause that I can always get behind and I assume that those of you who have been assigned to my team agree.

While some of us already know each other, I think that it's important to start off on the right foot. If you could all introduce yourself and explain your skillset and anything else that your teammates may need to know about you. If you feel comfortable, it might help to own up to anything that might be a potential issue on the battleground. The more we know, the easier it is to watch each other's backs.

I'll start.

I'm Dinah Lance, also known as the Black Canary. I'm an expert in several forms of martial arts and I have a sonic scream that can do quite a lot of damage but can also be scaled back to simply knock people unconscious. I'm much better in a melee situation since I prefer not to use any weapons, and I strongly believe that we should preserve life whenever possible. If there is a way to apprehend a suspect non-lethally, I ask all of you to use that method.

This place is really something.

Vegas certainly wasn't on my list of things to do today, but I'll take it!

Now, anyone want to direct me to the nearest blackjack table? Or where I can get a really good beer? I'd sure appreciate it!

Cancel any plans, we'll be working. Ladies, we are going to met the leader of the Avengers tonight.

One moment, I'm kicking the everloving crap out of one of Joker's henchmen, next thing I know, I'm in the middle of goddamn VEGAS with nothing but my weapons and some weird cell phone that isn't mine.. And don't try pulling one over on me, WHOEVER.... I'm full-blooded Italian. I know the real Vegas when I see it. And this? This isn't Vegas. 

So... can anyone I know see this? Babs? Dinah? Zinda? Hell.... CHARLOTTE even? If any of you are out there, give me a sign that I'm not in some stupid illusion that Scarecrow or someone is bringing on? Say something only you would know?

...I hate my life sometimes.