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So scale of one to ten, anyone else ready to spork themselves because of fake Las Vegas?

FILTERED TO ANGEL:

You know, you can keep turning around and running from me, but one day, I'll just filter a message to you that I know what you're doing.

People come and go in this place faster than 'most my one-night stands.

At least it's Vegas and not like, Detroit.

Okay, so, I've been here since this afternoon, but I slipped and fell on ice outside the hotel, and had to wait for my ass to stop hurting. Seriously, that was unexpected. All I did was go outside to see where I was.. I mean, the hotel part was obvious....

But now I'm a little more five by five and I want to know what's going on here.

Buffy? I haven't- Are you- Why am I even- Did I do someth- You still here?

I think I'm going to go spend some time at the gym. Would anyone like to join me? Company would be nice

Well, that reminded me of when I made a crater out of Sunnydale.

....Really?

One second I'm blasting away at a Badoon soldier, the next I'm in some krutacking Earth city? 

This has to be a joke. Quill? Groot? Anyone?

Someone's gonna get an ass-kicking here.

What the hell! A ll I did was push the button in the elevator!.

Oh Batz, I think your plan backfired!

Now I'm in Vegas...not that I mind, but...you know, I'm going to lose my street cred and territory if you don't fix this.

Wow that was some out of this world stuff I had. For I had dream that someone said I had traveled to Sin City?

why did no one tell me that vegas was the land of the endless brunch buffet? i would have moved here years ago.

Okay should I even ask?

( Private to Buffy )

Huh. I guess the Senior Partners really didn't want me to slay that dragon.

Anybody seen a guy named Spike around here? Leather jacket, glow in the dark hair? Or anyone else who was fighting off a demon army just before they got here? We need to get back to LA.

Is anyone keeping tally on the fucked up shit that happens in this place?

Cause got one to add to the board.

...Huh. Guess I can cross off blacking out and waking up in Las Vegas off the list. Always figured there'd be more shame and a hangover involved.

Silver lining? No ring, means I managed to avoid the drive thru wedding chapels.

Anyone seen my overgrown brother? Mighta mistaken him for Sasquatch.

So...

I'm guessing we all got that interesting message?

Right.

So who can tell me how exactly we got invited to this party?

Okay, I like Vegas as much as the next guy (although it's weird being here without my old team) -- but I kinda had some important work to do in London. Are we sure I can't get back there?

I mean, at least I didn't get my destiny stolen from me this time. That's something. Although now that I know what my destiny is, I wouldn't mind losing it.