net.

I need help
Someone took me
I'm someplace dark
can't get out

[Filter: SPN-verse]

Now would be a really good time for everyone to check in and confirm that they're alive.

Especially those of you named Dean. Because there's a lot of people wearing your skin around here all of a sudden, man. I'm stocked up on silver and holy water, but I don't know where to find these guys or if I'm even okay and Lucifer's still out there and -- we need to check out the bomb site too.

Charlie, do you have an EMF detector I can borrow? I'm not sure it's safe for any of us to be going out in the open, but I'm the only one getting blocked from people's rooms so it might as well be me.

I don't know if I've been drugged or kidnapped. But either way, I'm calling Hunnigan for a ride out of here. This is ridiculous, I've got new assignments.

Wow. Swanky.

I'm definitely not complaining.

[Filtered Against Thor]

I imagine that no one truly wants to die -- but I must believe now that there is someone we are all willing to die for. A lover, a friend, your family -- whoever they might or whomever you choose them to be.

So that person, the one you would die for. You know who it might be -- now tell me: have you outlived them? Is it too late?

[/Filter]

I am beginning to grow disinterested in 'the Strip' already. I'm sure my opinion is shared with many, but I find it so devoid of substance that it feels as though remaining here might be slowly cause my mind to rot.,,

And that, my friends, was an epic New Years hang over. Hello, I'm awake again. Did I miss anything?

Wow that was some out of this world stuff I had. For I had dream that someone said I had traveled to Sin City?

[Private to Dean Winchester (both/any/all of them)]

Dean? I tried calling you but -- look, if you're still around... we really need to talk. Like, as soon as possible.

This is Detective Valerie Stahl, is anyone out there?


Hello?

As useful as keyboards are, and wow, let me say, they have really evolved since they were introduced for the first time. Or second time, or maybe the third time. I never cared much about them; I'm more of a spoken word type of...guy.

Let's see. I'm in Las Vegas, the year is 2013, and my captors were nice enough to give me a nice room.

Not as nice as my original abode, but I suspect it is better than my past abode.

You might be wondering who the new voice is, or maybe not. Don't worry, I'm wondering why my Father let this happen to me.

I must have done something to make Him mad.

There will be a buffet style Christmas dinner in the dining area tonight starting at 6pm. There should be something for everyone, plenty of food.

Looks like all the elves and mistletoe are gone too. I just hope the snow stops soon, though it is nice to have a white Christmas.

Merry Christmas to all of you, I'm sorry that you're stuck here. But we will make the most of it. For any new people who haven't gotten a laptop yet, all you need to do is go to Best Buy. They're aware of the situation. Anyone who needs help with this, let me know.

[Sam]: Merry Christmas.

I hauled one of those trees up to my room. If you guys want to stop by we can open our gifts from Big Brother.

((ooc: Edited because I was stupid!))

What. Well. Sure.

Vegas!

Vegas.

Hey, that's cool. I can do Vegas. I like Vegas, it's just like L.A. with the temperature turned up, the sincerity turned down and the morality turned off.

So, I kind of had a stroke of genius. Everyone has a new present under the tree. Should keep us from slicing into each other every time we get together now.

((OOC: Each box will contain an appropriately sized, unisex, Sterling Silver ring bought at the hotel gift shop. They will be hand engraved, by Charlie, with demon wards on the outside, and a devil's trap on the inside. Cas's will be the only one without demonic wards. It will be plain silver with a devil's trap on the inside.))

Why do I feel like I'm losing time?

A part of me still feels like this whole place is an illusion. The elves running around aren't exactly helping. Neither is the fact that half my memories of the past few weeks are hazy and I mean, I already knew elves existed, I've encountered plenty of them back home, but... Christmas decorations? Really? Shouldn't they be trying to kill us rather than just embarrassing us with mistletoe?

[Private to Charlie]
Can we hang out some time soon? I need to talk to you about check out more of this city.

Dean

Sam

I've reprogrammed one of the slot machines on the Casino level to hit the jackpot every 15th spin.  Happy hunting.

This is better than the hole I've been kept in certainly and plenty of leg room, but I do seem to have a small issue. So, anyone out there have any experience in removing handcuffs? I promise, you do me a solid and I'll return the favor.

[Public]

Lord knows, I do not need to be in this place, but I'm all about making the best of a bad situation.  Y'all settling in okay?

Anybody got any theories they want to share?