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FILTER: WADE WILSON

What is this shit going on outside?

At least it's Vegas and not like, Detroit.

This is unexpected...

Alright. Lemme lay this out for you.

Me and you... we tend to snark at each other a lot, but otherwise? I got no beef with you. You like to cause mischief, which I can totally get behind and enjoy the hell out of. The 'trying to rule the world' thing is a little too Dr. Evil for my taste, but hey, whatever gets you through the day.

But let me just say something here, and understand that this is not a threat. It's merely some fun facts bundled up with a promise.

To my best knowledge, I am unkillable. Anything you do to me, no matter how severe, I will heal from. Now. YOU may be unkillable as well. I have no clue. But regardless, I'm really not someone you want on your bad side.

That being said: Captain America is trusting you with something very important to him. And I promise you... if you betray him? Or make him in any way regret trusting you?

Since apparently I'm no hero anyway, I will not hesitate to put a bullet in your skull. We'll see how easily you get over that.

A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have a nice day!

How sad is it that I'm reduced to having nobody to talk to about my problems except for a stupid electronic journal? What am I, a thirteen year old girl? Christ.

Anyway.

Talk about going from the penthouse to the gutter almost overnight. I had it all... and then the next morning, I woke up and it was all gone.

The Corps? Gone. Babs? Gone. Worst of all... Teresa? Gone.

I had the love of my life. After all these years I had her. She showed up here, and she actually WANTED to be with me. I felt like maybe, just maybe, there was some part of me that was salvagable. That maybe deserved  to be happy.

But I see what I am now. I'm always going to be the killer who doesn't deserve happiness. Who was I kidding to think that someone as good and proud as Cap would ever actually consider me a friend? Or that a woman as perfect as Terry would ever be with me?

Face it, Wade... you're garbage. It's all you've ever been, and all you'll ever be.

Wherever you are, Terry.... I miss you.

God it sucks to be unkillable.... when all you want is to die.

We lost a lot of good people, these past few nights. Some of them were my friends, and others -- I know -- were the friends and family of the people who are still here. I know it's hard, when someone you care about is taken from you and it's completely beyond your control, and I hope each and every one of you has found a way to cope, to raise your chin, to keep going.

Because the truth is we still don't understand what's happening here, or why people come and go when they do -- the truth is we still need to work together to find a solution, either to go home or at least gain the control over our destinies that we deserve. And the only way we're going to solve this, is if we don't let it beat us.

[Thor]

Your brother thinks he can get Bucky's memories back. Has he talked to you about this?

Darcy is gone.

I know I'm being selfish. I know I should be happy that she was sent home and is no longer stuck here but I miss my best friend already.

Storm's gone!

I cannot find her anywhere!

I'm restless. Which normally doesn't fare well for those who aren't... Me. Consider this your warning.

Unless someone has an idea of what to do with me. I am always open to suggestions.

[Filter to Thor]

Darling brother.

Charming, thoughtful, compassionate brother. Who Is fully worthy of the greatness bestowed upon him. Have I told you lately how much admiration you deserve for your just opinions and ---

All right.

I'll stop.

I haven't been telling you the entire truth about something, also I'm about to unapologetically control someone's mind to felt him gain back his memories -- and also because I want to see what it's like.

Don't be mad.

(ooc: Sally's laptop activated her webcam after she was looking through the net. The webcam caught her changing for bed, then she went to erase it and it posted it, though she thinks it's erased. Have fun)
( NSFW, fail!laptop )

Fail!Filtered to Wanda and Tito:



Just a little update for you guys, since I haven't been around much the last few days. 

I'd like to rejoin the Avengers once I find a way to clear Cap's name. Even if some of the people like the Carter girls are being stuck-up beeyotches about it. How can they doubt Cap? Geez, I don't know if it's their time of the month or WHAT. Kinda makes me wanna become Native American and join the Smackaho tribe, ya know?

You guys notice how many gorgeous people are here? It's like the best place EVER. I mean, there's Jane and Barbara, who HOLYCRAP are just as sexy as they are sweet (and trust me, look even better without the clothes), there's Alex, who has about the best hiney I've ever seen (wouldn't mind takin' a ride on THAT caboose, lemmetellya...), and now my ginger angel Teresa is here!!! OH HAPPY DAY!

Oh, also... Tito, you up for a stealth mission? I'd like to secretly put a crapload (pun intended) of ExLax in  Loki's ale. Let's see if a God can indeed poop his pants.

This bites he came to me and asked me to join his little as Corps. And now he has sell us member Deadpool Corps out for he can be friend with S.H.I.E.L.D the same group where in his story book Deadpool Vol 3 #21 "Deadpool vs. S.H.I.E.L.D."

So I guess the Deadpool Corps have disband?

Yo, King Slender. 

I need you to help me out here. Steve contacted me. And I know you're with me in supporting him here. He needs us to put a small team together, of people we TRUST. Who would you recommend?

I think I'm going to get dick sick.

ETA: You call this technology Wonder Wall? It's nothing except a pan in my ass.


[Filtered to Anna]

We need to suck.

I mean talk.

Through this machine's voice control.

[Deadpool]

Wade.
Can I still count on you to do me a favour?

[Filtered to Sharon Carter, Bruce Banner, Thor, Wolverine, and Clint Barton]

So.... I'm hoping I can trust you all. But you all seem pretty respectful of Cap. And this whole thing stinks worse than "AfterMASH" (Bonus points if you get the reference, kiddies!). 

I refuse to trust or work with anyone who's willing to even entertain the idea that Cap has gone rogue. I want to find him and shove this whole thing right up SHIELD's collective ass.

So... how do you guys feel about us being a little Secret Avengers team or something?.

I can't find her. Anywhere.

Thanks to everyone who's helped me look, but I think she must be gone.

Maybe...maybe she's gone back home and she'll be happier there.

I'm not happier here

I miss her

[Deadpool]

You look like you know how to show a girl a good time.

I'm concerned.

OMG!!! Charity is missing! Was she sent home? Is she coming back? If not... WHO'S GOING TO KEEP KAREN SAFE???