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Just a little update for you guys, since I haven't been around much the last few days. 

I'd like to rejoin the Avengers once I find a way to clear Cap's name. Even if some of the people like the Carter girls are being stuck-up beeyotches about it. How can they doubt Cap? Geez, I don't know if it's their time of the month or WHAT. Kinda makes me wanna become Native American and join the Smackaho tribe, ya know?

You guys notice how many gorgeous people are here? It's like the best place EVER. I mean, there's Jane and Barbara, who HOLYCRAP are just as sexy as they are sweet (and trust me, look even better without the clothes), there's Alex, who has about the best hiney I've ever seen (wouldn't mind takin' a ride on THAT caboose, lemmetellya...), and now my ginger angel Teresa is here!!! OH HAPPY DAY!

Oh, also... Tito, you up for a stealth mission? I'd like to secretly put a crapload (pun intended) of ExLax in  Loki's ale. Let's see if a God can indeed poop his pants.

Now.... THAT was fun.

Frost Giants - 0. Rocket Raccoon - 1.

Shame they're gone. My trigger finger is itchy.

This bites he came to me and asked me to join his little as Corps. And now he has sell us member Deadpool Corps out for he can be friend with S.H.I.E.L.D the same group where in his story book Deadpool Vol 3 #21 "Deadpool vs. S.H.I.E.L.D."

So I guess the Deadpool Corps have disband?

It's not far I miss out on all the fun yesterday. Just because I got hit by a damn mailbox! Come on!. Why could 't be a Portole potty, now that would have been funnier than a mailbox?

So... these little phone-things are REALLY what's considered the latest communication tech on this rock? 

How do you all even get BY with such primitive junk?

I heard someone say my old pal Stark is here... maybe he and I can cobble some better stuff together.

To go from hunting Thanos and fighting off armies of Brood warriors in some of the most advanced galaxies you could imagine, to being stuck in what is apparently the Earth capital of gambling. If I find who's responsible for this, I swear they're getting blasted in the FACE.

Tell me you weren't the idiot to set a bomb off?

You know when I said have fun, didn't mean that, right?

I guess this place, or whoever wants me to stay really bad. My entire wardrobe from home is here.

Thank Gob. Do you know how hard it is to find clothing that doesn't catch on fire?

I'm not amused with this place. No one talks, everything is given to you, and you are trapped here for how long?

Has anyone else seen anything different? Anything I might have overlooked?

I'm thinking of breaking into the Bellagio. I'm dying to see how their fountain works. Anyone have any song requests once I get in there?

What a night!

I had found myself at a block party that featured Blues Traveler and Papa Roach just one thing, I don’t have a clue who they are. Then again I didn't care for I was PARTYING like there was no tomorrow. Also it didn't help at I could hold my alcohol to then again I did win 500.00 from a poor sucker who dare me to drink a hold jug of moonshine!

I have my Red Solo Cup and I'm ready to PARTY !

Heat gasps off the surface of the desert at night. It dies in the absence of light, slips away like the green from leaves in the presence of frost. And in this city of sin, the light and warmth retreat to leave those that dwell in the night to their deeds; unpunished.


Stars, hide your fires; let not light see my black and deep desires.

Me and Stark can both rest easy at night knowing that in alternate realities, we're both at least SMOKING HOT as chicks.

I wonder if any of you others have hot female counterparts. I mean... somehow I can't see Cap and his sad puppydog eyes translating into a hot chick very well. Or PHIL! Oh god! Imagine Coulson as a broad. It'd look like Don Knotts dressing up as Rue McClanahan.

Is there any doctors around?

Not the staff here, but someone I can actually have a conversation with about a health concern.

Attention all!

Wanda is bored so she's hosting an event!


Wet t-shirt for the ladies and shirtless men air guitar contest in the dinning room!


Winner will get a prize!

Happy Winter Solstice, Happy Christmas and Hanukkah, Kwanzaa.

This'll be the first Christmas I've ever seen without snow. There was always a little on the ground by now in New York and plenty in the ice and mud in France. But, I guess since I'm not frozen in the stuff, I really shouldn't complain.

Well, I had an interesting night, and I couldn't sleep so...I shopped.

Wade, you should find your stuff outside your room. I got you a few extra games that sounded pretty cool, as well.

I also bought everyone a laptop. I know we all have our phones and that's great, but sometimes it's not so fun staring at the tiny screens. I didn't know what kind everyone would want, but if you head on over to Best Buy, you can just pick one out yourself, they're already paid for. Just tell Best Buy to put it on the Udinov account. It's a bit early for a Christmas present, but I thought it was something we could all use.

Merry Christmas everyone!

[Sam]: We should talk about last night.