net.

Darcy would you accompany me this evening?

I was in the middle of a very important deal, why the hell was I kidnap?

I'm not worth anything, I was just selling off the rest of my company.


You won't get a cent.

[Avengers+SHIELD (as of now, this includes anyone on the Gdoc and/or those who wish to be involved unless otherwise marked)]

Director Carter and I took the liberty of organizing all those individuals interested in being a part of our team into their own units. Each unite has been code named with a colour, each unit has a handler. And in the even of another emergency, like the Hulk, each unit will be responsible for their own tasks, some coming down from your unit leader, and some. Coming down directly from Director Carter, who is as of now our head tactician.

((Here is a link to the Gdoc for quick reference!))

I would like you all to take some time to familiarize yourself with the members of your unit that you don't already know. These are the people that, God forbid, you might very well need to depend on with you life. So it might be a good idea to get to know them, their strengths and their weaknesses.

Until we have proper facilities, all training will be open air, and lead by unit handlers, so figure out a place that works for all of you, and a time and take it from there. If you have any questions or concerns, either I or Director Carter will make it our top priority to get back to you with answers as soon as possible.

[Gold Unit: Wolverine, X-23, Deadpool, M. Dearden, Angel (AU), Tony Stark (AU).]

I think almost all of you already know me, or some version of me so I'll keep introductions short. What I will say though, is that our first training session will be at the Ceasar's Palace pools, Thursday morning, 0800h. If that's a problem for anyone - please let me know. Otherwise, I look forward to seeing all of you Thursday. Bring a towel.

Fuck this shit, I'm so fucking bored.

A least someone act a fool so I can beat the shit out of you.

Hell, I'd even take on Robin twat face again, make him lay some eggs.

Well this certainly isn't what I signed up for.