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Is anyone here proficient at tai martial arts or other hand-to-hand combat? I am looking for a sparring partner.

Beats the hell out of dealing with- I need a car and driving directions to New Orleans.

Preferably in the next half hour. I have a dinner engagement.

So...how about that party last night?

[a man's voice is heard yelling into the microphone of his device; the sound is muffled as if he is holding the device very, very close to his mouth while speaking]

WHERE AM I?