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Fail!Filtered to Wanda and Tito:



Just a little update for you guys, since I haven't been around much the last few days. 

I'd like to rejoin the Avengers once I find a way to clear Cap's name. Even if some of the people like the Carter girls are being stuck-up beeyotches about it. How can they doubt Cap? Geez, I don't know if it's their time of the month or WHAT. Kinda makes me wanna become Native American and join the Smackaho tribe, ya know?

You guys notice how many gorgeous people are here? It's like the best place EVER. I mean, there's Jane and Barbara, who HOLYCRAP are just as sexy as they are sweet (and trust me, look even better without the clothes), there's Alex, who has about the best hiney I've ever seen (wouldn't mind takin' a ride on THAT caboose, lemmetellya...), and now my ginger angel Teresa is here!!! OH HAPPY DAY!

Oh, also... Tito, you up for a stealth mission? I'd like to secretly put a crapload (pun intended) of ExLax in  Loki's ale. Let's see if a God can indeed poop his pants.

Well it's official. I'm 22 now.

[Fail!Filter to Sam Matthews]

Dinner later?

[Filtered to Sam Matthews]:

Not that we were ever law enforcement, but we could help them out, maybe? It'd give us something to do. We can tell them we used to be in private security or something.

Thoughts?

Also, I'm picking up lunch, what do you want?

I'd almost forgotten that my birthday is Saturday. Kind of surprised to have made it this long, honestly. Wasn't sure I'd ever see 22.

Well, that was a pretty good run. Feels good to be getting back into it.

[Filtered to Sam Matthews]:

What do you want me to pick up for a late dinner?

I went home! Why am I back here?

[Note: May contain Arrow spoilers in comments]

I think I'm going to go for a run. I finally feel like doing that.

How is everyone doing today?

Are we ever going horny? I don't know how much more of this I can taco.

I keep staring at this thing, thinking I should say something. Something like thanks, to everyone who helped get me back to myself. And sorry, to everyone who had to help get me back to myself.

[Filtered to Nikita]
So, hey. Hi. I'm...back.

[FILTERED TO DEMON! SAM]

Did you loose something, a pet perhaps?

I'm such a nice guy I'm going to wheel her right back to where she last saw you.

But if you aren't interested anymore she might just become my new chew toy.

I'm going to check out that fire.

Lots of new arrivals lately, so if I missed anyone...hi I'm Alex. I've been here for close to two and a half months now. We still don't know how or why people just show up here. Sometimes it's not so bad, and other times it can be pretty crazy.

There was an explosion the other night, I urge everyone to be careful and stay safe.

[Sam]: Late dinner? I'm starved and exhausted.

Well, Happy New Year everyone. Hope 2014 is less strange and crazy than 2013?

[Sam]: So we got a Penthouse Suite now, yay? I haven't checked it out too much yet. Want to come with me?

Michael and Nikita are here.

There will be a buffet style Christmas dinner in the dining area tonight starting at 6pm. There should be something for everyone, plenty of food.

Looks like all the elves and mistletoe are gone too. I just hope the snow stops soon, though it is nice to have a white Christmas.

Merry Christmas to all of you, I'm sorry that you're stuck here. But we will make the most of it. For any new people who haven't gotten a laptop yet, all you need to do is go to Best Buy. They're aware of the situation. Anyone who needs help with this, let me know.

[Sam]: Merry Christmas.

Still snowing, and it looks like we have a lot of new arrivals. Hey everyone, I'm Alex. I've been here for almost two months now. There doesn't really seem to be a way out, though sometimes people do go home and come back. Sometimes they remember being here, other times they don't. Sometimes they don't come back at all. I know the place we are appears to be Las Vegas, but it isn't the real Las Vegas. I'm available if you need anything, and I'll help as best I can to answer questions.

Merry Christmas everyone!

[Sam]: So Castiel moved out recently, and I have my own room now. Do you want to maybe move in if we can get it approved? Probably be for the best, in case something does happen.

That snow hasn't stopped all day, has it? Maybe it will be a white Christmas, after all.

[Sam]: I have my own room now, Castiel moved out. Turns out some people can change rooms if you get it approved, though I don't know what that entails.

» What are you up to today?

Alex, what cha doing?

Someone please explain to me how I can stop having these wretched songs sung at all hours of the night in my hall. I have requested the tireless choir cease during hours of the night but they tell me I "lack Christmas spirit" and should join them in song. While I may now, technically, know the chorus of "Santa Claus is coming to town" I will not be joining in any "reindeer games".

I cannot sleep under this endless assault. Is there no way to stop them or at least make it quiet enough I cannot hear them any time I am in my room?