net.

I'm extremely insulted that I'm apparently not cool enough to have more than one of me.

(Just kidding. That'd be weird. But seriously, how come certain people get long lost twins?)

Seems like there's a lot of bad stuff goin' down around here lately.  So... here's where I try to do everyone a solid yet again.

Message to all the Tony Starks here. I got NO idea why there's more than one. Or why one's an uncomfortably attractive woman. But regardless.

I'm not sure how alike our respective universes are, but where I'm from? The Guardians of the Galaxy (sweet name, right? I had to pester the hell out of Quill to get him to use it) and Iron Man have helped each other on several occasions (ok, if we're being honest, it's more like we pulled your collective world's ass out of the fire several times). 

Until my teammates can find me and get me outta here, any chance you could use a hand? Or paw as it were? Flarkin' hell... I'm a genius-level tactician, and one of the galaxy's best marksmen. I'm going nuts sitting here with nothing to do.

Come on. I helped take down flarking THANOS. Like I can't help protect one lousy city?

first: firing arrows indiscriminantly into the city limits - total failure.

second: my phone won't call out in this jankyass city so now i have to use this dumbass private network thing.

third: i had a dog with me and now he is gone and he's technically not even mine, so.

four: has anyone seen a one-eyed dog, i guess.