net.

first: firing arrows indiscriminantly into the city limits - total failure.

second: my phone won't call out in this jankyass city so now i have to use this dumbass private network thing.

third: i had a dog with me and now he is gone and he's technically not even mine, so.

four: has anyone seen a one-eyed dog, i guess.

woah, everything is so bright and flashy, and how come I'm not made of snow anymore?

It'd be nice if Elsa, Anna, and Sven were here...and Kristoff, but I don't see them. I think I made myself sad.

Umm, any of you know where I can get some clothes?

This isn't Rome. Seriously, what the hell? A trickster, maybe?

Mom? Krissy? Are you two out there?

Guess it's a comfort to know that no matter where you go, you can always find insensitive assholes.

You and I need to talk.

Now.

I really hope no one gives my sister a hard time. She didn't mean to do it, and we've both been through enough already.

I'm so sorry, I've been working on control, this...I...never meant it to happen.

I'll, I'll rid of it all.

I'm so sorry. If I hurt anyone, I'm so sorry.

[Private to Anna]

Are you okay in this cold?

[Private to Elsa]

Is this winter weather your doing by any chance?

[Voice post]

Hans, or demon!Hans sounds visibly shaken up There's so much blood. I-someone needs to come over right now, and help this poor young woman! A doctor, a healer, anyone! Just get over here right now!

I am King Hans of Arendelle, and I will have you know that kidnapping a king is high treason. Return me to my rightful kingdom, and I will make sure that all goes well for you.

[There is sounds of some muffled grunting and the clicking of hooves on the pavement. The voices heard are clearly muffled as well.]

Sven! Where did you take us? You must have taken a wrong turn somewhere on that mountain! Las Vegas. Where is Las Vegas?

[More grunting noises. Definitely an animal.]

No! This is all your fault! I knew the way back to Arendelle! You, buddy, clearly did not. Wait....where's Olaf? OLAF??

[Some rustling can be heard. Kristoff's voice becomes clearer as he discovered the phone and has taken it out of his pocket.]

What is this? NO SVEN!! IT'S NOT FOOD!!!

Hi, my name's Peeta Mellark, and, um, where am I?