net.

Bonnie told me she loves me....

Damon? Anyone want to tell me what the hell is going on here?

( Special Delivery to Bonnie Bennett )

So.... there seems to be another me here.

Just so you don't mix us up.

Anyone wanna explain how I magically got to Vegas from Italy just like that?

Am I the only one that thinks that maybe we should organize some kind of businesses around here? I knew the money thing seems to be handled for now, but we can't all just party all the time, right?

As much as I hate it here at least I am not dealing with people attacking me constantly.

[Private to Davina and Rebekah]

How are my two favorite ladies holding up?

Should I even ask why I was kidnapped?

Something must be done about these creatures.

Whatever those things are...they are nasty. Everyone avoid them at all costs.

Bon-Bon, are you okay?

Already this place is exhausting.

[Filtered to the Mikaelsons, Hayley, and Marcel]

I'm sure by now you're all aware of my arrival here, not to mention my first order of business since then. Who would like to cast the first stone?

You know, maybe this place isn't so bad after all.

Well this certainly makes a change...

Your boyfriend is here, just so you know.

My name is Elena Gilbert. I'm so gagging right now Help me!


I've been kidnapped and I don't know what's happening. I'm going to kill whoever did this.

Umm....hello? I guess I"m not in Mystic Falls any more...

It seems this place is only going to get more strange.

Okay this is certainly not what I had in mind when I asked for a vacation.

I really..... don't know what is going on here anymore.