net.

Where can I get a sword?

Situation Report.

Seriously? How did I get here?

(accidental voice post;)

What's going on? Wernicke... And those SWAT guys. ...Walrider.

[He starts to sound more panicked.]

Shit, there's bullet holes! Am I dead? [His voice cracks and it sounds as if he sobs once.] I need help. Too much help.

I've learned to play the piano.

[Fail-Network]

You know, if I've got to be here, at least I'm here with Annie lots of kittens. Annie Kittens make life worth living and I don't know what I'd do without them. I'd die for Annie kittens.

[Filtered away from Reyna and Apollo]

Have any of you ever done something so stupid, or acted in a way that's so stupid, that you might have ruined everything that matters...in addition to bringing shame upon yourself and everything you stand for?

I fear I did that.

I can't find her. Anywhere.

Thanks to everyone who's helped me look, but I think she must be gone.

Maybe...maybe she's gone back home and she'll be happier there.

I'm not happier here

I miss her

I'm concerned.

I can't believe how much things have changed in 40 years.

OMG!!! Charity is missing! Was she sent home? Is she coming back? If not... WHO'S GOING TO KEEP KAREN SAFE???

People don't seem very fond of you.

Ittai nani?

Naze Rasubegasu de watashi wa? Soshite, dono yō ni watashi wa koko de teniireta no?

...someone is going get the shit kicked out of them for this.

I could have sworn I saw Leob

Anyone got some money I could borrow? I lost my Colonial bank card when all our planets were nuked.

I'm so confused... How is something like this even possible?

The staff has made it very clear that they don't require my assistance. I don't like being idle, however. I have a lengthy skill set if anyone is in need of any form of assistance.

((OOC: This message is repeated several times in several different languages so as to best reach all audiences.))

Well, that reminded me of when I made a crater out of Sunnydale.

Ugh, someone... Someone confirm that I'm not just here because liquor was involved.

I need help! My name is Katie Nolan and I've been kidnapped! Two men just grabbed me and threw me into a van! I don't know what they want or where I am. Please somebody help me. I just want to go home!

Well, that was unexpected.