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So, Vegas, yeah? Didn't expect that. Not sure if this place lives up to what I pictured of Vegas or not, yet. I definitely pictured less elves, though. Good to know they're properly real, rather than just the stuff of Christmas programmes.

Question though, how the hell did I get here and how do I leave? Cos I'm not really the sit and wait about type.

Oh and, has anyone seen a fella around who goes by the name the Doctor? Bow tie, tweed jacket with patches and ridiculous hair. Might be waving about a silver and gold thing that's green at the end, ranting about it not being able to work on wood. I'm quite cross with him.