net.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drinkin buddy around here?

Son. Of. A. Bitch. What the hell.

OMG WTF???

I've bounced to some weird places, but this is the freakiest,. I may not be the smartest girl alive, but even I can tell this isn't really Vegas. Or possibly even earth.

Can someone tell what the heck is going on? Is anyone I know even here???

Man... someone is about to get a metric ton of DARK VENGEANCE dropped on 'em....

Why was I kidnapped to Vegas?

My daddy is the best cop around, him, Uncle Steve, and the rest of my family will find me.

Vegas certainly wasn't on my list of things to do today, but I'll take it!

Now, anyone want to direct me to the nearest blackjack table? Or where I can get a really good beer? I'd sure appreciate it!